A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?
He said, Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.
He sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
Several days later,
he received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love, Mom.
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pl do read till last. I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of
Jesus Christ, you will walk today!
I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said,
By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said,
Insha Allah, you will walk today!
I snapped at him,There’s nothing wrong with me
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said,
By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
Finally, the Hindu Brahmin came, held my hands and said,
By the will of God you will walk today.
I sniggered at him and looked the other way.
After the seminar, I stepped outside
and
found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all religions now, equally.
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During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?
He said, Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.
He sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
Several days later,
he received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love, Mom.
*********************************
pl do read till last. I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of
Jesus Christ, you will walk today!
I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said,
By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said,
Insha Allah, you will walk today!
I snapped at him,There’s nothing wrong with me
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said,
By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
Finally, the Hindu Brahmin came, held my hands and said,
By the will of God you will walk today.
I sniggered at him and looked the other way.
After the seminar, I stepped outside
and
found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all religions now, equally.
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