Women live better, longer & peaceful life !!
Why ?
Very simple. A woman does not have a wife..
भिखारी : कुछ खाने को दो |
गोलु : टमाटर खाओ |
भिखारी : रोटी दे दो |
गोलु : टमाटर खाओ |
गोलु : तो टमाटर ही खिला दो|
गोलुकी पत्नि : ये तोतले है | "क" की जगह पे "ट" बोलते है|
(टमाटर = कमाकर)
Never raise your voice.
Just improve the quality of your argument.
A teacher teaches first & then gives exam but life gives exam first & then teaches.
Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying "Yes" too soon & "No" too late.
Showing posts with label Wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wife. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Sunday, May 30, 2010
30-05-2010
Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends!
Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new
or
the wife.
definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends!
Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new
or
the wife.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
15-05-2010
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!
An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!
An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "
Thursday, May 6, 2010
06-05-2010
You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you
Laws
1. The Law of Common Sense : Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality :Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice : When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering :If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell : When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation : Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you
Laws
1. The Law of Common Sense : Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality :Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice : When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering :If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell : When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation : Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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