Showing posts with label Dinesh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dinesh. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

20-04-2010

Absence is the best presence because if somebody is absent then you miss them, if you miss them that means they are present in you heart.
Sent by Dinesh Shah

Most innocent Dhamaki
As the thief was leaving the house, kid woke up and said : "मेरा स्कूलबेगभी लेजा कमीने वर्ना मम्मीको जगा दूँगा"
Sent by Dinesh Shah

If A=1
B= 2
C = 3 ..... and Z= 26

Then L+U+C+K = 47%
L+O+V+E= 54%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 96%
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 98%
But only
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 100%

keep that positive for Success
Sent by Rahul Date

Many times in life realisation is worthless
because it comes after we lose 'something'
sent by Harshad Sheth

"Always remember MONEY is not every thing ;
but make sure that you have made enough of it before talking such nonsense !!!- Bill Gates
sent by Pravin Savla

Monday, April 19, 2010

19-04-2010

When you start loving somebody, you start caring about yourself. But when you start caring about others, somebody starts loving you.
sent by Dinesh Shah

Desire is the root cause of anger. If we control our desire then we can avoid anger
sent by Dinesh Shah

Love the people who love you because they like something in you.
So develop it.
Love the people who hate you because they hate something in you.
So change it.
sent by Dinesh Shah

If you are truly at peace with yourself, you will never be at war with others.
sent by Harshad Sheth

हर कामयाबीपे आपका नाम होगा,
आपके हार कदमपे दुनियाँका सलाम होगा,
मुश्किलीयोंका सामना हिम्मतसे करना,
एक दिन वक्तभी आपका गुलाम होगा.
sent by Harshad Sheth

Friday, April 16, 2010

16-04-2010

Note : It seems difficult to give heading to each and every SMS. So now on, I will colour blue every second SMS of the post which does not have heading. Heading creation is really very time consuming. Google is very powerful in search so if you try to search a word on the blog , it will give all the SMSes with that word.

Y husbands avoid questions ? (For answer read the dialogue )
Wife (W) : what would you do if I die ? Would you get married again ?
Husband (H) : No
W : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
H : Of course I do.
W : Then why you would not remarry ?
H : Ok. Ok. I would get married again.
W : You would ?
H : ..
W : Would live in our house ?
H : Yes, it is a great house
W: Would you sleep with her in our bed ?
H : where else would we sleep ?
W : would you let her drive my car ?
H : yes, It is almost new .
W: Would you replace my pictures ?
H : That would seem like proper thing to do.
W : would you give her my jewelery ?
H : No, I am sure she would want her own.
W : Would she were my shoes ?
H : No her size is 6.
W : --silence--
H : --Scratches his head--

3 stupid stages of Life
Teenage : Have time & energy but no money.
Working Age : Have money & energy but no time
Old Age : Have time & money but no energy.

સુખી જીવન જીવવા ફક્ત આટલુ કરશો
પાપ થાઈ એવું કમાશો નહી,
માંદા પડાય એવું ખાશો નહી,
દેવુ થાય એવું ખરચશો નહી,
ઝગડો થાય એવું બોલશો નહી

Sent by Dinesh Shah

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

14-04-2010

Key to Failure
I don't know the key to Success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Improvement

Give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticise others !!

Values
Motivation gets you started.
Habit keeps you running.
Attitude decides your pace &
Values decide your destination.

Reaction
V should never b scared of our problem.
Our problem is never really our problem ,
but reaction to our problem is our real problem.

सवाल
सवाल पानीका नहि, प्यासका है ;
सवाल मौतका नहि, सांसका है ;
बहुत है दुनियामें रिश्ते मगर ,
सवाल रिश्तोका नहि, रिश्तो मे बंधे विश्वासका है.


Sent by Dinesh Shah