30-05-2010

Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!

definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new
or
the wife.

25-05-2010

Life sometimes becomes so selfish that it wants everything. While trying for everything we miss out something which is worth everything.

definition of conference
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison