24-05-2010

If Columbus had been married, he might have never discovered USA.
Because questions like
Where are you going ?
With whom ?
To discover what ?
Why you ?
Can I come ?
Where are you coming back ?
What will you bring for me ?
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Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when you are happy.
But
Life salutes you when you make others happy.

definition of lecture
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.

22-05-2010

Bell has no sound till someone rings it.
Song has no tune till someone sings it.
So never hide your feelings,
because it has no value till someone sees it.

The duck looks smooth & calm on top of the water but underneath there is restless peddling.
In life, nothing worthwhile comes without struggle.

definition of cigarette
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.