Life is a Visiting Card,
Wife is a Memory Card,
Pati is A T M card
Girl friend is a Debit card
Padosan is a greeting card
Saali is a Recharge card
Mother father is Pan card
Saala is a " FARZI CARD "
Child is a Identity card
But Friends are "AADHAR" Card
Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege.
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English Vinglish
Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
His answer received a five minute standing ovation
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