31-05-2010

Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...

definition of ecstasy
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which means - it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
OPHRYON - The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off. --Anonymous

30-05-2010

Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!

definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new
or
the wife.

29-05-2010

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Life is only traveled ONCE,Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....

definition of dictionary
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow sure!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
MINIMUS - The little finger or toe

28-05-2010

Hard words can't touch any soft heart
But
Soft words can touch any hard heart.

મૃત્યુ અને મોક્ષ વચ્ચે તફાવત શું ?
શ્વાસ ખૂટી જાય ને ઇચ્છા બાકી રહી જાય તે મૃત્યુ.
શ્વાસ બાકી રહે ને ઇચ્છા ખૂટી જાય તે મોક્ષ.

Negative thoughts and tensions are like birds.
We can not stop them from flying near us.
But
We can certainly stop them from making a nest in our mind.

हमारी जिंदगी मे आप बहुत खास है |
हर पल आपकी दूरीका एहसास है |
जब आपका मेसेज नही आता तो लगता है ;
आज मेरे मोबाईलका उपवास है |

Coins inside the pocket jump & make noise of their presence.
While the currency notes maintain silence.
High value people are calm & silent

27-05-2010

definition of TEARS
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Students are more genius than teachers.... ...
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day

26-05-2010

definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate's academic hood.

Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...

25-05-2010

Life sometimes becomes so selfish that it wants everything. While trying for everything we miss out something which is worth everything.

definition of conference
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison

24-05-2010

If Columbus had been married, he might have never discovered USA.
Because questions like
Where are you going ?
With whom ?
To discover what ?
Why you ?
Can I come ?
Where are you coming back ?
What will you bring for me ?
रहने दो
जाता ही नही

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when you are happy.
But
Life salutes you when you make others happy.

definition of lecture
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.

23-05-2010

If your eyes are positive, you will like all the people in the world.
But
If your tongue is positive, all people in the world will like you.

એટેક આવ્યો ને દિલ તુટી ગયું.
કોઇ કહે મનોબળ ખુટી ગયું.
ખોટું તોફાન છે ડોક્ટરોનું,
આતો દોસ્ત તારી યાદ આવી ને દિલ એક ધબકારો ચૂકી ગયું.

Someone asked me what if I broke your trust someday.
I replied : "Trusting you was my decision & proving me right or wrong is your choice.

गोडने आपको भेजा तो भेजा लेकिन भेजा तो ऐसे भेजाकी भेजामें भेजाही नही भेजा.
यह किसीने मुझे भेजा इस लिये मैने आपको भेजा. देखा मेरा भेजा !!

કોઇના સુખના નિમિત્ત બનો પણ ભાગિદાર નહી.
કોઇના દુ:ખના ભાગિદાર બનો પણ નિમિત્ત નહી

22-05-2010

Bell has no sound till someone rings it.
Song has no tune till someone sings it.
So never hide your feelings,
because it has no value till someone sees it.

The duck looks smooth & calm on top of the water but underneath there is restless peddling.
In life, nothing worthwhile comes without struggle.

definition of cigarette
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.

21-05-2010

It is easy to loose someone by saying a lie.
But difficult to get back that person by saying truth.
May be painful, but be truthful.

A person who can explain the meaning of colour to the blind can explain anything & Everything in life to anybody.

Population Control System in Bihar :
Hum Do
Hamare Do
Uske bad jitne bhi ho
Mumbai bhej Do.

Every test in our life makes us bitter or better.
Every problem comes to make us or break us.
Choice is ours whether we become victim or victors.


HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL
WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS.
BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT,
WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!

20-05-2010

Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE
BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY
DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS
AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES
WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY......... ........


TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE........


NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS
WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE,
RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF
YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY
EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE.......

ALWAYS HAVE
A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE.
THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE
IN EVERY PERSON.
EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT
TWICE A DAY.........

19-05-2010

You are so "VICHITRA"
I can not draw your "CHITRA"
but I Like your "CHARITRA"
Your heart is so "PAVITRA"
That is why you are my best "MITRA"
Samjhe "VICHITRA" "MITRA"

Forgiveness has nothing to do with whether someone deserves to be forgiven or not.
It is an act of deep love and infinite affection,
not of prolonged & requisite justice to be acquired so deservedly.

Hope & End are always there for everyone.
It depends on us how we deal with them.
A Hopeless End
or
An Endless Hope

Your true character is most accurately measured by how you treat those who can do nothing for you.

We never know which moment is destined to be a turning point of our life.
So treat every moment of each day as precious as a diamond and as lovely as a rose.

18-05-2010

Sometimes in life it is difficult to decide what is wrong ?
A lie that draws a smile on our face
or
The truth that brings tears in our eyes.

Don't start living tomorrow.
Tomorrow never arrives.
Start working on your dreams & ambitions today.

7 Secrets of success :
1) Roof says : Aim High
2) Fan says : Be Cool
3) Clock says : Every minute is Precious
4) Mirror says : Reflect before you act
5) Window says : See the world
6) Calendar says : Be up to Date.
7) Door says : Push hard to achieve your goals.

Learn to write your pains on sand where winds of happiness can erase them away.
But
Carve your joys in stone where even rain can't erase them.

Be proud to be a part of Jain Community :
1) Contributes 40% of total Income Tax
2) 62% of total charity funds
3) Runs 12000 out of 16000 gaushalas
4) More than 50000 temples in India with max thirthdhams
5) 46% of share brokers are jains
6) Most of the leading news paper owners are jain
All these by 1% of Indian population.

17-05-2010

Good things come to those who wait
Better things come to those who try
Best things come to those who believe in their efforts.

Richness is not in Earning, Saving or Spending more.
It is when you need "NO MORE"

You can control your breath but not death.
You can control your life but not wife.
You can control your emotions but not loose motions

Mind is our great friend if we control it.
But
Mind is our great enemy if it controls us.
-Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

Have the courage to say No.
Have the courage to face the truth.
Do the right thing at the right time.
These are the magic words to live the life with integrity

16-05-2010

Today's Facts:
Big house but small family
More degrees but less common sense.
Advanced medicines but poor Health.
Touched moon but neighbours untouched.

Whenever you feel depressed , keep this in mind :
Things are yet to happen
Life is yet to go
This just the bend not the end

Each day starts with some expectations in Mind
but
Each day ends with some experience.
so
Have high expectation and best of experience

ચાલીસ (૪૦) પછી ચાલીશ નહી તો ચાલશે નહી. ચાલવું તે અમૃત છે.

High Income but less peace of Mind.
High I.Q. but less emotions.
Good knowledge but less wisdom
& Lot of human but less humanity
Sad but true

15-05-2010

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!

An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "

14-05--2010

વિશ્વાસની એક ડોર છે પ્રેમ
યુવાન હૈયાની મજબૂરી છે‘પ્રેમ’
ના માનો તો કંઈ નહીં, પણ માનો તો
ભગવાન શ્રીકૃષ્ણની પણ કમજોરી છે
‘પ્રેમ’

દોસ્તી દાવે કોઈએ મને કહ્યું કે
તું બધાને એસ.એમ.એસ. મોકલે છે
તો તને શું મળે છે ?
મેં હસીને કહ્યું
દેવું અને લેવું એ તો વેપાર છે,
જે દઈને કાંઈ ના માગે તે જ તો પ્યાર છે.

જીવનમાં સફળ થવા માટે
ત્રણ ફૅક્ટરી લગાવો
1] દિમાગમાં આઈસ ફૅક્ટરી
2] મોઢામાં સુગર ફૅક્ટરી
3] દિલમાં પ્રેમની ફૅક્ટરી
તો જીવન થશે સેટીસ ફૅક્ટરી

એક ઝાડમાંથી એક લાખ માચીસની કાંડી બને છે,
પણ એક માચીસની કાંડીથી એક લાખ ઝાડ
બળી શકે છે.
એવું જ એક નેગેટિવ વિચાર અને શંકાનું છે
તે તમારાં હજારો સ્વપ્નાં બાળી શકે છે…
તો બી પૉઝિટિવ.

સૌજન્ય:- જન્મભૂમિ

13-05-2010

It is not an achievement to make 1000 friends in a year but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000 years

Anger comes alone but takes away all the good qualities from us.
Patience too comes alone brings all good qualities to us.

True relationship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person because you neither have to weigh your thoughts nor measure your words before you share it.

What is easy & difficult in Life ?
Easy is to judge the mistake of others .
Difficult is to recognise & accept our own mistakes

People say that we don't understand the value of the close ones until we lose them.
It is wrong !!
We know the value but we never think we can lose them.

12-05-2010

Age appears to be best in some things :
Old wood best to burn
Old books best to read
Old rice best to eat
&
Old friends to keep

To believe in something in which every one believes is Belief
But to believe in something in which nobody believes is Confidence

If Bill Gates stops his business and starts spending his money by Rs 1 crore per day, he can spend it for about 725 years & he is still working.

સારો સ્વભાવ ગણિતના શૂન્ય જેવો હોય છે.
તેની આમ તો કશી કિંમત નથી પણ
તે જેની સાથે હોય તેની કિંમત વધી જાય છે.

सबको साथ रखनेकी ताकत प्रेम में है |
तो
साथ रहेनेवालों को जुदा करनेकी ताकत वहेममें है|

11-05-2010

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb

Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

10-05-2010

A man lost everything in a fire.
Next day he placed a signboard :
Shop burnt
Home burnt
Goods burnt
But
Faith not burnt
Business starts tomorrow.

In the company of the wind,dust achieves great heights
but when mixed with water it becomes mud.
Choose the right company to live with.

We are all a part of a puzzle in someones life. You may never know where to fit but someone's life may never be complete without you.

Position of husband in the family is like a 'Split A.C."
No matter how loud they are outside, inside the room they are designed to remain silent.

હસવું નથી છતાં હસવું પડે છે.
કોઇ પૂછે કેમ છો તો જલસામાં કહેવું પડે છે.
જીન્દગીનો આ એવો રંગમંચ છે,
જ્યાં બધાને ફરજીયાત નાટક કરવું પડે છે.

09-05-2010

It is nice to be Important but it is more important to be NICE.

पत्नी : आपको मुझमें सबसे ज्यादा अच्छा कयाँ लगता है ? मेरी ब्युटी या अकलमंदी ?
पति : मुझे तो ये तेरी मझाक करनेकी आदत सबसे अच्छी लगती है.

SMILES & MILES are 2 words made from same alphabets. But a small smile covers miles of distance between 2 hearts. Always keep smiling.

If you want something which you never had before, then do something which you have never done before.- Bill gates

When one door of happiness closes another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

08-05-2010

વિશ્વાસ ન હોય તો અજમાવીને જોજો.
આ હ્રદયના ટુકડા કરાવીને જોજો.
દરેક ટુકડામાં તમારીજ દોસ્તી દેખાશે,
ભલે ગમે તે ટુકડો ઉપાડીને જોજો.

उन फुलोंसे कया दोस्ती करोगे ,
जो एकबार खिले और मुरझा जाए|
दोस्ती तो हम जैसे काँटोंसे करो ,
जो एकबार चूभे ओर बार बार याद आए|

Happiness can't be owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every moment with love, grace and gratitude.

'YES' or 'NO' are short words which need long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying 'YES' too soon or 'NO' to late. So think...

Nothing in nature is for itself.
Rivers don't drink water.
Trees do not eat fruits.
Sun doe not give heat for itself.
Living for OTHERS is the way of life

07-05-2010

A tiger does not know its strength. Only a deer knows how strong a tiger is. SO don't be discouraged others are more aware of your strength.

દોસ્તી કરવાની કોઇ રીત નથી હોતી.
લાગણીઓ રોકી શકે એવી કોઇ ભીંત નથી હોતી.
સંબંધો જો સચવાય સાચા મનથી તો ;
જીવનની કોઇ પણ બાજીમાં હાર-જીત નથી હોતી.

It took only one WOMAN to bring down Lanka,
only one WOMAN to create Maha Bharat,
only one WOMAN to bring down IPL,
still people talk of WOMAN EMPOWERMENT

વ્યવહાર નથી બદલાતા, સંજોગ બદલાય છે.
માણસ નથી બદલાતા તેનો અભિગમ બદલાય છે.
ભીડ વચ્ચે જ્યારે કોઇની ખોટ વર્તાય છે ત્યારે ;
સંબંધની કિંમત સમજાય છે.

आज तुम दिल मांगो देंगे |
धडकन माँगो दे देंगे |
जिगर माँगो दे देंगे |
जान तक मांगो तो दे शकते है |
क्यों कि चारों फिल्मों कि CD मेरे पास है |

06-05-2010

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you

Laws
1. The Law of Common Sense : Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality :Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice : When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering :If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell : When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation : Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

05-05-2010

An excellent quote seen in a temple :
GOD has time to listen....
Do you have time to pray ?

A Chinese Proverb
If your vision is for a year, plant wheat
If your vision is for a decade, plant trees
But for a lifetime vision, plant people.

People are not Difficult.
People are Different.
If we understand this,
We can save many relations in life.

Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt.
When you don't expect, every moment is a surprise.
Surprise brings happiness with it.

Fantastic message I ever heard.
Every morning get up & look though the list of richest people in the world.
If you name is not there, go to work.
-Bill Gates

04-05-2010

In the race of Life, do not worry of people moving ahead of you.Take your own time. But once you are ready to run,make sure you are the best of all.

If your own mental attitude is correct, even if you remain in a hostile atmosphere, you feel happy.

Don't try to have too much of Relations in your Life. Just try and have too much of Life in your Relations.

Time is what we want Most but what we use Worst.

मत मारो पानीमें पथ्थर, उस पानी को भी कोई पीता होगा|
अपनी जिंदगीको हसकर गुजारो क्योंकीं आपको देखकर भी कोई जीता होगा|

03-05-2010

જિંદગી મળવી એ નસીબની વાત છે.
મૃત્યુ મળવું એ સમયની વાત છે.
પણ મૃત્યુ પછી પણ કોઈ દિલમાં જીવતા રહેવુ
એ જીન્દગીમાં કરેલ કર્મની વાત છે.

If people start criticizing you , hurting you, shouting at you, don't be bothered!
Because in any game spectators make noise not the players. So just play on.

A strong & positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is 100% how we make it. And 90% how we take it.

You can not tap your back for a job well done.
You can not hug yourself for comfort .
You can not cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That is why we need friends in Life .
Let them do whatever you can't.

Bill Gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is the richest man on earth.
Einstein never did Saraswati pooja but he was most intelligent.
Believe in your work not in luck.

02-05-2010

Common Sense is common but the use of common sense is uncommon.

गुझरते लम्हो मे सदियाँ तलाश करता हुँ |
मेरी प्यास है की नदियाँ तलाश करता हुँ |
यहाँ तो लोग गिनते है खूबियाँ अपनी ,
मै अपने मे गलतियाँ तलाश करता हुँ |

Living with expectation to Get & to Give creates problems.
But living with attitude to Forget & Forgive solves many problems.

ક્યારેક ઉદાસીની આગ છે જિંદગી,
ક્યારેક ખુશીનો બાગ છે જિંદગી,
હસાવતો ને રડાવતો રાગ છે જિંદગી,
આખરે ખુશીનો ખુબસુરત ખ્વાબ છે જિંદગી

A lot of trouble in the world would disappear if people talk "TO" one another instead of "ABOUT" one another. How True !!

01-05-2010

खुदा हमारी तरह आपको तन्हाई न दे |
हम जी लेंगे तन्हा मगर, आपकि जुदाई न दे|
हमारी निगाहोंमे बसी रहे आपकी सुरत,
आपको भले ही हम दिखाई न दे|

I will not say I FAILED 1000 times. I will say that I discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failures.-Thomas Edison

If you salute your duty, you need not salute anybody. But if you pollute your duty, you have to salute everybody.- Dr. Abdul Kalam

एक बिहारी, सो बिमारी ;
दो मारवाडी, मारामारी ;
तिन बेंगाली , ट्रेईन हमारी ;
पाँच मराठी , सरकार हमारी ;
पर एक गुजराती, पुरी दुनियाको भारी |

Respect those friends who find time for you in their busy schedule but really love those friends who never see their schedule when you need them.