ગઝલ….
એક બાજી જીતવા બાજી ઘણી હારી ગયો
ના મળે કિસ્મત વગર એ વાત હું માની ગયો
હાથતાળી દઇ જતી એ લાલની રાની મને
સર વગર બે બાદ’શા નો દાવ પણ ખાલી ગયો
બંધ બાજી પર હતો વિશ્વાસ મારો આંધળો
એક પત્તુ જોઇ મોટી ચાલ એ ચાલી ગયો
ચાલ મોટી ચાલવામા જીત પણ એની થતી
સાવ ખોટી ચાલ પર મેદાન એ મારી ગયો
તું ભલે બેઠક બદલ તકદીર ક્યાં બદલાય છે?
જીતવા લક્ષ્મી ગયો ને જીદંગી હારી ગયો
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Golden Words By A Wise Man
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely..."
Send this to all men who can smile after reading this....
******************************************
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop::::::;
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
-----------"""""''''--------------
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.., Its been years now, ----------
just reminding u......
----------"""""----------
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
_____________________
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
----------"""''"'"''----------
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: Honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
-----------""""""""""------------
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
-------------"""""""""""------------
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic , fell into a river , and all of them died .
Each husband cried for a week , but
One husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked wether he missed his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife missed the bus !!!
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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...
God said "So you control ur wife?"
Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"_-----_-_----------_;------------------
Killer!!!!!!!
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services , they will become the No.1 site in the world because they have a 30 day return policy no questions asked
***************
Dont laugh alone, share with others Why there is
so much Stress in life?
It is Because....
We Focus too much on
Good LIVING Standards
Rather than Living with GOOD Standards
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आज का ज्ञान!!
"नौकरी और नौकरानी तभी
छोड़ें..जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!"
- चाणक्य का पङोसी।
*****************
Beautiful poem by
–हरिवंशराय बच्चन
आंसुओं को बहुत समझाया तनहाई मे आया करो,
महिफ़ल मे आकर मेरा मजाक ना बनाया करो !
आँसूं बोले . . .
इतने लोग के बीच भी आपको तनहा पाता हू,
बस इसलिए साथ निभाने चले आता हूँ !
जिन्दगी की दौड़ में,
तजुर्बा कच्चा ही रह गया...
हम सीख न पाये 'फरेब'
और दिल बच्चा ही रह गया !
बचपन में जहां चाहा हंस लेते थे,
जहां चाहा रो लेते थे...
पर अब मुस्कान को तमीज़ चाहिए
और आंसुओ को तन्हाई !
हम भी मुस्कराते थे कभी बेपरवाह अन्दाज़ से...
देखा है आज खुद को कुछ पुरानी तस्वीरों में !
चलो मुस्कुराने की वजह ढुंढते हैं...
तुम हमें ढुंढो...
हम तुम्हे ढुंढते हैं
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When you win,
You have to explain people what made you win
But
When you lose, no one stays with you to listen why you could not win....
Strange but that's life.
********************
आदमी की सोच और नसीहत समय समय पर बदलती रहती है।
चाय में मक्खी गिर जाये तो चाय फेंक देते हैं ।
अगर देशी घी में मक्खी गिर जाये तो
मक्खी को फेंक देते हैं।
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Awesome line:
आगे सफर था और पीछे हमसफर था..
रूकते तो सफर छूट जाता और चलते तो हमसफर छूट जाता..
मंजिल की भी हसरत थी और उनसे भी मोहब्बत थी..
ए दिल तू ही बता,उस वक्त मैं कहाँ जाता...
मुद्दत का सफर भी था और बरसो का हमसफर भी था
रूकते तो बिछड जाते और चलते तो बिखर जाते....
यूँ समँझ लो,
प्यास लगी थी गजब की...
मगर पानी मे जहर था...
पीते तो मर जाते और ना पीते तो भी मर जाते.
*******************
बस यही दो मसले, जिंदगीभर ना हल हुए!!!
ना नींद पूरी हुई, ना ख्वाब मुकम्मल हुए!!!
**************
वक़्त ने कहा.....काश थोड़ा और सब्र होता!!!
सब्र ने कहा....काश थोड़ा और वक़्त होता!!!
****************
सुबह सुबह उठना पड़ता है कमाने के लिए साहेब...।।
आराम कमाने निकलता हूँ आराम छोड़कर।।
***************
"हुनर" सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है
और
"किस्मत" महलों में राज करती है!!
*****************
"शिकायते तो बहुत है तुझसे ऐ जिन्दगी,
पर चुप इसलिये हु कि, जो दिया तूने,
वो भी बहुतो को नसीब नहीं होता"...
***********************
એજ મજબૂરી રહી છે
મારી દોસ્ત !
માથાડૂબ પાણીમાંથી તો
નીકળી જાઉં છું,
પણ પાંપણડૂબ પાણીમાં
સાલું ડૂબી જવાય છે.!!
**************
दुनियामां दरेक व्यकितनुं नाम होय छे ।
तेम छतां जो भीड़मां तमे
' एय डोबा ' एम बूम पाडो तो
वीसमांथी पंदर जण पाछण जोशे ।
********************
એક બાજી જીતવા બાજી ઘણી હારી ગયો
ના મળે કિસ્મત વગર એ વાત હું માની ગયો
હાથતાળી દઇ જતી એ લાલની રાની મને
સર વગર બે બાદ’શા નો દાવ પણ ખાલી ગયો
બંધ બાજી પર હતો વિશ્વાસ મારો આંધળો
એક પત્તુ જોઇ મોટી ચાલ એ ચાલી ગયો
ચાલ મોટી ચાલવામા જીત પણ એની થતી
સાવ ખોટી ચાલ પર મેદાન એ મારી ગયો
તું ભલે બેઠક બદલ તકદીર ક્યાં બદલાય છે?
જીતવા લક્ષ્મી ગયો ને જીદંગી હારી ગયો
**************************************
Golden Words By A Wise Man
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely..."
Send this to all men who can smile after reading this....
******************************************
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop::::::;
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
-----------"""""''''--------------
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.., Its been years now, ----------
just reminding u......
----------"""""----------
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
------------"""""-------------
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
_____________________
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
----------"""''"'"''----------
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: Honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
-----------""""""""""------------
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
-------------"""""""""""------------
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic , fell into a river , and all of them died .
Each husband cried for a week , but
One husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked wether he missed his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife missed the bus !!!
--------------------------+--------
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...
God said "So you control ur wife?"
Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"_-----_-_----------_;------------------
Killer!!!!!!!
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services , they will become the No.1 site in the world because they have a 30 day return policy no questions asked
***************
Dont laugh alone, share with others Why there is
so much Stress in life?
It is Because....
We Focus too much on
Good LIVING Standards
Rather than Living with GOOD Standards
****************
आज का ज्ञान!!
"नौकरी और नौकरानी तभी
छोड़ें..जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!"
- चाणक्य का पङोसी।
*****************
Beautiful poem by
–हरिवंशराय बच्चन
आंसुओं को बहुत समझाया तनहाई मे आया करो,
महिफ़ल मे आकर मेरा मजाक ना बनाया करो !
आँसूं बोले . . .
इतने लोग के बीच भी आपको तनहा पाता हू,
बस इसलिए साथ निभाने चले आता हूँ !
जिन्दगी की दौड़ में,
तजुर्बा कच्चा ही रह गया...
हम सीख न पाये 'फरेब'
और दिल बच्चा ही रह गया !
बचपन में जहां चाहा हंस लेते थे,
जहां चाहा रो लेते थे...
पर अब मुस्कान को तमीज़ चाहिए
और आंसुओ को तन्हाई !
हम भी मुस्कराते थे कभी बेपरवाह अन्दाज़ से...
देखा है आज खुद को कुछ पुरानी तस्वीरों में !
चलो मुस्कुराने की वजह ढुंढते हैं...
तुम हमें ढुंढो...
हम तुम्हे ढुंढते हैं
******************
When you win,
You have to explain people what made you win
But
When you lose, no one stays with you to listen why you could not win....
Strange but that's life.
********************
आदमी की सोच और नसीहत समय समय पर बदलती रहती है।
चाय में मक्खी गिर जाये तो चाय फेंक देते हैं ।
अगर देशी घी में मक्खी गिर जाये तो
मक्खी को फेंक देते हैं।
****************************
Awesome line:
आगे सफर था और पीछे हमसफर था..
रूकते तो सफर छूट जाता और चलते तो हमसफर छूट जाता..
मंजिल की भी हसरत थी और उनसे भी मोहब्बत थी..
ए दिल तू ही बता,उस वक्त मैं कहाँ जाता...
मुद्दत का सफर भी था और बरसो का हमसफर भी था
रूकते तो बिछड जाते और चलते तो बिखर जाते....
यूँ समँझ लो,
प्यास लगी थी गजब की...
मगर पानी मे जहर था...
पीते तो मर जाते और ना पीते तो भी मर जाते.
*******************
बस यही दो मसले, जिंदगीभर ना हल हुए!!!
ना नींद पूरी हुई, ना ख्वाब मुकम्मल हुए!!!
**************
वक़्त ने कहा.....काश थोड़ा और सब्र होता!!!
सब्र ने कहा....काश थोड़ा और वक़्त होता!!!
****************
सुबह सुबह उठना पड़ता है कमाने के लिए साहेब...।।
आराम कमाने निकलता हूँ आराम छोड़कर।।
***************
"हुनर" सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है
और
"किस्मत" महलों में राज करती है!!
*****************
"शिकायते तो बहुत है तुझसे ऐ जिन्दगी,
पर चुप इसलिये हु कि, जो दिया तूने,
वो भी बहुतो को नसीब नहीं होता"...
***********************
એજ મજબૂરી રહી છે
મારી દોસ્ત !
માથાડૂબ પાણીમાંથી તો
નીકળી જાઉં છું,
પણ પાંપણડૂબ પાણીમાં
સાલું ડૂબી જવાય છે.!!
**************
दुनियामां दरेक व्यकितनुं नाम होय छे ।
तेम छतां जो भीड़मां तमे
' एय डोबा ' एम बूम पाडो तो
वीसमांथी पंदर जण पाछण जोशे ।
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