22-06-2010

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..

Q : What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem,
Subtraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends....
So be careful

definition of philosopher
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

Management Lesson in the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED;
LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES

A MAN is the head of the family, the WIFE is the neck. The neck turns the
head exactly the way it wants.

27-05-2010

definition of TEARS
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Students are more genius than teachers.... ...
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day