13-08-2011

Men after drinking :
-Talk unnecessarily
-Become emotional
-Drive badly
-Stop thinking
- Fight for nothing
But Women can do all these without drinking.

God does not like the hardness of tongue & heart.
That is why he made them boneless.

Definition of a wife :
A personality
who will ask you a question,
answer it herself
&
then say you are wrong.

When you want more time to take correct decision then remember :
"Even a correct decision is wrong when it is too late.'
Life is a game of time.

A fact we always refuse to accept but know that it is true.
Knowingly we do not have time to help people.
But unknowingly we have time to hurt people.

12-08-2011

Success is a relative term.
It brings in lots of relatives.

Gujju's Luv Letter :
Mari deer,
u r que tea,
luv lee, sack sea,
on nest,
a tract thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub
&
u r my most press yes lower.
Taro cumless

Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

When mind is weak, situation is a problem.
When mind is balanced, situation is a challenge.
When mind is strong, situation becomes opportunity.

You can not eat money but you can not eat without money.

11-08-2011

If you translate every mistake of your life into a positive one, you will never be a 'prisoner of your past' bur you will be 'designer of your future'.

જેની પાછળ 'રુ' આવે તે બધુ જ ખતરનાક હોય છે.
દા. ત.
કુતરુ
સાસરુ
વાંદરુ
અંધારુ
પિંજરુ (જેલ)
અને છેલ્લે
બૈરુ

The greatest joke of the millennium :

Teacher : 'where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?'
Student : 'In Switzerland '

पति :
'ना कजरेकी धार,
ना मोतियों के हार,
ना कोइ किया शृंगार,
फिर भी कितनी सुंदर हो.'

पत्नि :
'कमिने साफ बोल ना
मेक अपके लिये पैसे नहि दुंगा'


Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

06-08-2011

It is not your mistake if you can not read the eyes which cheat you.
But
It is really your mistake if you can not read the eyes which loves you.

It is odd that 'sword '& 'words' have the same letters and even more strange that they have the same effect.

एक दुकान के बाहर लिखी गई बेस्ट लाइन
उधार सिर्फ ८० से ९० सालकी उमरके लोगोको दिया जायेगा |
वह भी उनके माँ-बाप से पूछ कर |

Destiny depends on the strength of your desire.
If you cry at a trouble , it grows double.
& if you laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble.

If 1=5
2 = 25
3=125
4 = 625
5 = ?

For Answer highlight next 4 lines.
Answer is 1
See the first line .
Moral : Life is very simple .
Do not make it complicated .

01-08-2011

With confidence you can reach truly amazing heights. Without confidence even the simplest accomplishments are beyond your grasp.

Best lines by Dhirubhai Ambani :
We will never reach our destination if we stop & throw stones at every dog that barks. Better we keep biscuits and go.

Gujarat Govt. is 2nd best state in the world as announced by international council of UN.
Before 10 years they had 50000 crores loan in world bank.
But today they have deposited 1 lac crore in world bank.
In Gujarat
No Bar
No Power cut
100% ladies studying
15% of whole India export is from Gujarat
Think who is Indian Idol ?
Rahul Gandhi or Narendra Modi.

Information about Shatrunjay Giri.
Steps : 3364
Height : 2000 ft.
Pratima : 27007
Jin Mandir : 3507
Paglia : 1500
Parikrama : 7.5 Miles

Always take extra care of 3 things in your life.
Trust, Promise & Relationship
Because they don't make noise when they break.
They create silence.