21-06-2010

Wen u Start your Day,keep 3 words in your pocket:
TRY,TRUE and TRUST..
TRY : for Better future.
TRUE: with your Work.
TRUST: in God.

Love yourself ,
Flirt with your understanding,
Romance with dreams,
Get engaged with simplicity,
Marry genuineness,
Divorce the ego,
That"s Good Life..."

definition of atom bomb
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
ZARF - A holder for a handleless coffeea cup.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS;
WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT

03-06-2010

Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...

definition of office
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
RASCETA - Creases on the inside of the wrist.

An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.


TWO THINGS TO BE REMEMBERED IN LIFE
1ST : DON’T TAKE ANY DECISION WHEN U R ANGRY.
2ND :DON’T MAKE ANY PROMISE WHEN U R HAPPY.

02-06-2010

Don't think how many moments are there in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.

definition of smile
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

Drinking is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Now, whom to follow and which one to choose?

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
PURLICUE - The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!

01-06-2010

What touches us the most is... Being hurt by someone you trust a lot
or
Being trusted by someone you have hurt a lot...

definition of classic
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
PEEN - The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in! --Anonymous

31-05-2010

Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...

definition of ecstasy
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which means - it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
OPHRYON - The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off. --Anonymous

30-05-2010

Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!

definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new
or
the wife.

29-05-2010

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Life is only traveled ONCE,Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....

definition of dictionary
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow sure!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
MINIMUS - The little finger or toe

24-05-2010

If Columbus had been married, he might have never discovered USA.
Because questions like
Where are you going ?
With whom ?
To discover what ?
Why you ?
Can I come ?
Where are you coming back ?
What will you bring for me ?
रहने दो
जाता ही नही

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when you are happy.
But
Life salutes you when you make others happy.

definition of lecture
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.

22-05-2010

Bell has no sound till someone rings it.
Song has no tune till someone sings it.
So never hide your feelings,
because it has no value till someone sees it.

The duck looks smooth & calm on top of the water but underneath there is restless peddling.
In life, nothing worthwhile comes without struggle.

definition of cigarette
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.