Showing posts with label Dreams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dreams. Show all posts

Saturday, May 29, 2010

29-05-2010

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Life is only traveled ONCE,Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....

definition of dictionary
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow sure!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
MINIMUS - The little finger or toe

Thursday, May 6, 2010

06-05-2010

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you

Laws
1. The Law of Common Sense : Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality :Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice : When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering :If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell : When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation : Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...