06-06-2010

Hindus always pray for a BOY,Not for a GIRL
Blessings of elders are for a BOY,Not for a Girl
But in need of wealth,People pray to Ma LAXMI
For success in education and knowledge,People pray to Ma SARASWATI
For removal of tension,People pray to Ma AMBAJI
And to escape from the devil,People pray to Ma KALI
Now tell me, why do people hesitate to have a FEMALE in the family.

Every new idea is a joke ,
Until one man achieves it.
Every new thought is silly,
Until you try and believe it.

If you fight , you may not always win,
But if you don't fight, you will surely lose.

Falling down is not defeat but it is when you refuse to get up.

This moment is not permanent in life. - Read this line whenever you are happy or sad.

15-05-2010

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!

An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "