Thursday, September 30, 2010

30-09-2010

"Money is not a big thing in life."
But
earn enough money before you talk such nonsense
-Bill Gates

Legal voting age 18 years
Legal Marriage age 21 years
ईसका मतलब सरकारभी मानती है कि १८की उमरमें आदमी देश संभाल शकता है पर बिबी नहिं|

Gujaratis in world
15 lakh in U.S.
9.5 lakh in U.K.
3.5 lakh in Australia
3.3 lakh in Canada
2 lakh in UAE
1.5 lakh in Africa
1 lakh in Singapore
85000 in Muscat
70000 in France
55000 in New Zealand
3rd most popular language in US & UK is Gujarati
2nd most common language after spanish in US is Gujarati and not English.
This is a Google survey report.

Some reasons make relationship precious
but
only precious relationships are made with no reason.

આજનો માનવી મોબાઇલ થઇગયો છે.
સામે કોણ છે એ જોઇને ફોન રીસીવ કરતો થઇ ગયો છે.
સ્વાર્થના ચશ્મા પહેરી સંબંધને પણ સ્વિચ ઓફ કરતો થઇ ગયો છે.
હોય બરોડામાં અને છું મુમ્બઇમાં એમ જુઠું બોલતો થઇ ગયો છે.
આજે હચ તો કાલે એરટેલ એમ ફાયદો જોઇને સગા વ્હાલા અને મિત્રોને બદલતો થઇ ગયો છે.
ઇનકમિંગ-આઉટગોઇંગ-ફ્રીના ચક્કરમાં ફેમિલીના કવરેજની બહાર થઇ ગયો છે.
એક ફોનમાં બે સિમકાર્ડ રાખી ડબલ જીન્દગી જીવતો થઇ ગયો છે
આજનો માનવી મોબાઇલ થઇગયો છે.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

29-09-2010

The art of patience is not about how long one can wait, but it is about how one behaves while waiting.

प्रत्येक यशस्वी पुरुषाच्या मागे एक समाधानी स्त्री असते. आणी प्रत्येक समाधानी स्त्री मागे एक दमलेला पुरुष असतो.

Never conclude a person with his present position because Time has the power to change an invaluable coal into a valuable diamond.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
soar high and the world will be at your feet.

Two aspects of life :
If we become too sentimental, it is too hard to lead life and
If we become too practical, it is too tough to respect relations.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

28-09-2010

What is India ?
A nation where pizza reaches home faster than ambulance & police.
Where you get a car loan @ 7% but education loan @12%
Where rice is 40/-per kg. but sim card is free
Where people worship goddess Durga but want to kill their ex girl friend.
Where olympic shooter wins gold, govt. gives 3 crore ; but another shooter dies fighting with terrorists, govt. pays 1 lac
Really Incredible INDIA

When your commitment is deeper than the sea
and
your ambition is higher than the sky
then
your future is brighter than the sun

If people criticize you, hurt you or shout at you, don't be bothered.
Just remember in every game audience make the noise not the players.

Sparks :
Blind eyes see better than blind brain.
Opportunity is like ice. If you think more about it, it melts.

Every king was once a crying baby & every great building was once a sketch.
It is not where you are today but where you will reach tomorrow that is important.

Monday, September 27, 2010

27-09-2010

Strong people know how to keep their life in order.Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say "I'm ok" with a smile.

Hello this is Radio Pakistan.
The Sports News.
First we will start with the result of tomorrow's match.
(In response to spot fixing by Pakistani Cricket players)

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer.
Q :Define Birthday.
A: The only day in one's life when one cried and that made one's mother happy.

Successful people accomplish the most not because they never run into problem, but because they believe there is solution for every problem.

જેમ જેમ રૂપિયા વધતા જાય છે તેમ તેમ જીવનમાં શૂન્યતા વધતી જાય છે.
કેમ ?
આવી રીતે
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Sunday, September 26, 2010

26-09-2010

A true friend is like a rainbow.
When the perfect amount of happiness & tears are mixed,the result is a colourful bridge between two hearts

People fight for religion.
Die for religion.
Kill for religion
But do not follow the religion.
How strange but true.

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something because in life something will surely leave you but someone will always be with you.

Richness is not earning more, spending more or saving more.
Richness is when you need no more.

A good apology has 3 parts
1) I am sorry
2) it is my fault
3) What can I do to make it right
But most of the people miss the 3rd part

Saturday, September 25, 2010

25-09-2010

If first button of the shirt is wrongly put, the rest are surely inaccurate. Always be extra careful at your first step, rest will fall in place.

One of the greatest leaders who ever lived stated the secret of his leadership in six words:
"Kindness is more powerful than compulsion"

Beautiful tomorrow never comes. When it comes it has already become today & in the hunt for that beautiful tomorrow, we forget our wonderful today.

Dark is not opposite of Light,
It is just absence of light.
Likewise, a problem is the absence of an idea ,
not absence of a solution.

A river cuts the rock not because of its power but because of its consistency. So never loose your hope and keep walking towards your goals

Friday, September 24, 2010

24-09-2010

Always remember :
In life, there are people better than you.
there are people worse than you.
But there is no one who is equal to you.
So enjoy being YOU

Unconditional love extended to others without exception is considered to be one of the highest expressions of spirituality.

Only a man knows man's nature :
Customer : I need a ladies suit
Shopkeeper : wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achchha sa dikha du !!

Beautiful truth against gravity :
The heart feels light when someone is in it.
But the same heart also feels very heavy when someone leaves it.

I am always thankful to God for making us :
Good
Understanding
Jolly
Religious
Amazing
Talented
&
Intelligent

Thursday, September 23, 2010

23-09-2010

Girl : "Why at a wedding ceremony women sit on left side of men ?
Boy : "according to balance sheet all the assets are on right side and the liabilities are on left side.

Every body is extra ordinary , every body is unique but you have to discover it.


Mistake increases our experience and experience decreases our mistakes. So don't feel sorry about our mistakes.Mistakes are secret of our success.

20% of new ideas change 80% of our thinking & just 20% of its implementation will change 100% of our life.

Three simple tips to be safe in the game of life
1) Don't promise when you are happy
2) Don't reply when you are angry
3) Don't decide when you are sad.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

22-09-2010

Life is more strict than a teacher.
A teacher teaches lesson and then gives the exam.
But life gives the exam first and then teaches the lesson.

Patience is the toughest road to stay on but the surest path to victory.

To be born with a personality is a gift from your parents.
But to die with a personality is an achievement of your own & a return gift to your parents.

Don't participate in rat race !
As even if you win , you are still a rat.
Always run with lions!
No matter even if you are defeated , you are still a lion.

Hard Hitting Fact :
To be successful you need friends.
But to be very successful , you need enemies and competitors.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

21-09-2010

Most innocent and heart touching lines said by a true lover to his girlfriend on break up "बहेन, मेरि गिफ्ट तो वापिस कर दे; तेरी भाभीको दे दूँगा |"

The moment you think of giving up any relation think of the reason why you held it so long

Watch your thoughts as they become words,
Words become your actions,
Actions become your habits,
Habits become your character,
Character becomes your destiny.

Progress has little to do with speed but much to with directions.
It is always better to concentrate on direction rather than speed.

A strong single inspiring line :
"The depth of you personality is revealed by the way you respond to situations you dislike"

Monday, September 20, 2010

20-09-2010

Nothing destroys iron like its own rust.
Likewise a person loses his position only because of his own Ego.

3 Beautiful Quotes
1) deepest feelings always show itself in silence
2) There is no true love without jealousy
3) A thing lost is valued the most

People say : "Find good people & leave bad ones"
But the best is " Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them"
Remember : No one is perfect.

ख्वाब जब तुट कर बिखरे तो हकिकत समजो|
कोई अपना कभी रुठे तो महोब्बत समजो |
दूर रेह कर जो याद आये उसे चाहत समजो|
अगर चाहो वह मिल जाए तो किस्मत समजो|

A fox goes to GUINNESS book office to check if he is still the most cunning animal on earth or not. He came out angrily shouting "who is SHARAD PAWAR ?"

Sunday, September 19, 2010

19-09-2010

A poster at a Peace Rally in Mumbai :
"Politicians divide us and Terrorists unite us"

Sorrow is our constant companion;
Happiness comes & goes.
A sardar agrees and says :
"My wife is always with me. Her sister comes & goes"

If the looser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of his victory. That is the power of smile!!

Two golden lines of Charlie Chaplin :
"Don't love the cheat-able heart
&
Don't cheat the lovable heart"

Great minds discuss IDEAS
Average minds discuss EVENTS
Small minds discuss PEOPLE

Saturday, September 18, 2010

18-09-2010

"In Life Failure is not The Real End, But It Can B the Real Beginning of Success"

Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances

SPEAKING WITHOUT EGOS, LOVING WITHOUT INTENTION. CARING WITHOUT EXPECTATIONS, PRAYING WITHOUT SELFISHNESS IS THE SIGN OF TRUE RELATION.

In life
you don't need many
relationships to be maintained
you just need to say that the
relationship you have maintained
"has life in it".

मै एक ऐसा बदमाश SMS हूँ जिसे बेवकुफ पढते है | पागल फोरवर्ड करते है | सनकी सेव करते है | और गध्धे डीलिट करते है | अब आप क्या करोगे ?

Friday, September 17, 2010

17-09-2010

Khuda se
Activa maga to Car mili,
Ghar manga to Bangla mila,
Phone manga to Mobile mila,
aur
5 lakh manga to Aapka address mila.
To kab lene aau ?
Smile mat do , time do.

A True Fact
We don't change when someone tell us a better option.
But we change only when we realise that there is no other option.

Morning Sparks
Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole so a little anger or ego can burn up all the nobility of a good heart.

3 great Philosophies
1) Ability can never remain hidden
2) No injury is deeper than insult
3) The birth of tension is the death of talent

Never worry for the delay in success compared to others because construction of "WONDER" takes more time than ordinary building.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

16-09-2010

90% of problems of life are due to tone of voice. It is not what you say but it is how you say that creates the problem.
So have nice tone always

A moment of patience in a moment of anger can help you to avoid a thousand moments of sorrow.

Successful people always have two things on their lips.
Silence & Smile
Silence to avoid the problem &
Smile to solve the problem.

A great relationship is based on 2 small and simple things. First to find out the similarities and second to respect the differences.

If we want to gain knowledge, we have to add something every day to our mind. But if we want to gain wisdom, we have to remove something every day from our mind.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

15-09-2010

Half of the sorrows we earn by expecting good things from wrong people. And Half of the sorrows we earn by expecting wrong things from good people.

Forgiveness does not change he past
But it does improve the future.

A fantastic sentence at a Japanese country bus stop :
"Only buses will wait here, not your time ;
so keep walking towards your goals "

3 Golden Rules from Swami Vivekanand :
Who is helping you, don't forget them.
Who is loving you, don't hate them.
Who is hoping on you, don't cheat them.

The trouble with the world is that
the stupids are full of confidence
and
the intelligents are full of doubts.
-Shakeshpeare

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Michchhami Dukkadam

Paryusan season has ended for some and some are still observing them. Here are SMSes I have received related to Paryushan & Michchhami Dukkadam with senders name.


Mara thi janya unjanya tamne koi dukh pohchau hoe to aap sarvne
MAN
VACHAN
KAYA thi
MICHAMI DUKADAM
-Jigar Shah & family

We take few seconds to hurt someone but sometimes we take years to say 'Sorry'
This message is to everyone whom I have hurted knowingly or unknowingly!
MICCHHAMIDUKKADM
-Dinesh Shah (Advocate)

JAI JINANDRA
PRANAM
AMARA THI JANTA KE AJANTA MAN DUBHAU HOY MICHAMI DUKADAM
-NIMESH,FALGUNI
JIMIT,HINAL
MEHTA PARIVAR

In this whole year if I have ever hurt you either intentionally or unintentionally then
whole heartedly man vachan kaya se MICHCHAMI DUKKADAM
-Haresh Shah n family

SATRUNJAY na 3500 pagthia chadi DADA ne bhetvu sahelu chhe pan SHATRU na ghar na 3.5 pagthia chadi SHATRU ne bhetvu aghru chhe. XAMA VIRASYA BHUSANAM
-Dinesh Shah (Advocate)

By my deeds, words or behaviour if I have hurt you, then just before paryushan ends I bow down to you with folded hands for forgiveness
MICHAMIDUKADAM
-Disha Jigar Shah


Mara thi janya unjanya tamne koi dukh pohchau hoe to aap sarvne
MAN
VACHAN
KAYA thi
MICHAMI DUKADAM
-Naerndra Sanghavi

JAYAADINATH
P= Parva
A= Aradhna
R= Raag-Dwesh mitana
Y= Yachna
U= Upvase
S= Samayik
H= Harroj Darshan
A= Athaai
N= Navkarshi
- Dinesh Shah (Advocate)


Michhami dukdam
(sory) for all the mistakes and hurts that I have given. I want to apologise before the paryushan. badhaa satama rahejo.
-Kamlesh shah (MVJ President)


Michhami dukdam
(sory) for all the mistakes and hurts that I have given. I want to apologise before the paryushan. badhaa satama rahejo.
-Dinesh Shah (Advocate)

Wo JAIM DHARM KI DHUM
wo PRATIKAMN ka SHOR
wo UPAS ka MAZAA
wo UPAS KHOLANE ki BHUK
wo VYAKHYN ki AWAZ
sirf 5 din dur
PAJUSHAN coming SOON
-Pravin Savla

Nano che Sansar, Bhulo che apar ,
Tamari pase che xama no adhikar, karo amari araj no sweekar.
xamavie che varamvar, "MICHAMI DUKADAM"
-Paresh Vanechand Shah

On this auspicious day of samvatsari, I beg for forgiveness for all hurts caused by me knowingly
& unknowingly. MICHCHAMI DUKKADAM
-Mitesh & Deepalee Gandhi

MICHCAMI DUKHADAM
-Dilip Mehta & Family

Pen thi nhi prem thi,
Hoth thi nhi haiyaa thi,
Akshar thi nhi antar thi,
shabdo thi nhi sneh thi
MICCHAMI DUKKADAM
-Ashok-Bina-Prerana (Dadar)
via indyarocks.com

Aaj na anmol avsare vaer-nu visarjan kari, sneh-nu sarjan kariye.
Mann,Vachan & Kaya thi janta ke ajanta aapnu dil dukhavyu hoy , Michammi Dukadam
Kamlesh Mehta & Family

Aaj na anmol avsare vaer-nu visarjan kari, sneh-nu sarjan kariye.
Mann,Vachan & Kaya thi janta ke ajanta aapnu dil dukhavyu hoy , Michammi Dukadam
-Ketan Shah & Family

Aa Manav deh malyo ati UTTAM,
Aa JAIN dharam malyo SARVOTTAM,
Samvatsari pratikaman pehla
Aapne
Man
Vachan
Kaya thi
MICHHAMI DUKKADAM
-Bina Dedhia

If we hurt you in any manner at any point of time then MICHHAMI DUKKADAM. Please forgive us.
-Kamlesh Shah & Family (MVJ SAMAJ PRESIDENT)

MAANGI CHHE BHUL NI MAUFI
MASTAK MARU NAMAVINE
KARYU CHHE MARA DIL NE HALVU
KHARA DIL THI KHAMAVINE
MAN
VACHAN
ANE KAYA THI
TATS MICHHAMI DUKKADDAM::
HITEN SAPANI

Monday, September 13, 2010

13-09-2010

Four hardest tasks on Earth.
1) To return love for hate
2) To include the excluded
3) To forgive without apology
&
4) To be able to say "YES, I WAS WRONG"

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines practiced daily
Failure is nothing more than a few Errors repeated daily

Relationship should have the determination like Sandal Wood which never loses its fragrance even if it is broken into 1000 pieces

As long as we don't forgive people who have hurt us, they occupy a rent free space in our mind.
That is why our mind can't think big.

Truth is like a debit card ,pay first and use later
Lie is like a credit card, use first and pay later

Sunday, September 12, 2010

12-09-2010

Change the texture of your thoughts
& Your life will change.
The future is not something we await,
It is something we create.

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.
Never ask for a lighter rain,
just pray for a better umbrella.
That is attitude.

Destiny is sometimes jewel and sometimes cruel.
When it is jewel, wear it with your humility.
When it is cruel, bear it with all ability

Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the pain.

In life, you don't need many relationships.
You just need to see that the relationship you have has life in it.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

11-09-2010

I am back from London. In fact I came back on 23-08-2010 but was busy with clearing backlog & completing the books of my clients who had to file their Income tax return by September end.

Attitude
Don't walk as if you rule the world.
Walk as if you do not care who rules the world.
That is called Attitude

Positive thinking is not about expecting the best to happen.
It is about accepting that whatever happens will be the best.

Regretting over yesterday and
fearing about tomorrow are the two thieves who steal our present.
Live for today
Life will be beautiful

You get rich as you grow old;
Silver in your hair,
Gold in your teeth,
Sugar in your blood,
Precious stones in your kidney
And
Never ending supply of Gas
What more you need !!

Words don't have power to hurt you unless
the person who said it means a lot to you.
Think on it.