26-05-2010

definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate's academic hood.

Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...

15-05-2010

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!

An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "