Life sometimes becomes so selfish that it wants everything. While trying for everything we miss out something which is worth everything.
definition of conference
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
24-05-2010
If Columbus had been married, he might have never discovered USA.
Because questions like
Where are you going ?
With whom ?
To discover what ?
Why you ?
Can I come ?
Where are you coming back ?
What will you bring for me ?
रहने दो
जाता ही नही
Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when you are happy.
But
Life salutes you when you make others happy.
definition of lecture
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
Because questions like
Where are you going ?
With whom ?
To discover what ?
Why you ?
Can I come ?
Where are you coming back ?
What will you bring for me ?
रहने दो
जाता ही नही
Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when you are happy.
But
Life salutes you when you make others happy.
definition of lecture
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
15-05-2010
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!
An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!
An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
11-05-2010
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
--Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
06-05-2010
You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you
Laws
1. The Law of Common Sense : Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality :Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice : When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering :If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell : When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation : Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you
Laws
1. The Law of Common Sense : Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality :Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice : When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering :If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell : When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation : Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Monday, April 26, 2010
26-04-2010
Power of position is limited. Do not use it unlimited.
Our inner power is unlimited. Do not use it unlimited.
The caliber of a person is not how well he prepares for everything to go right.
But hoe he stands up and moves on after everything has gone wrong.
A sentence outside a temple in US :
Why should we believe in God ?
because
There are some questions which Google can not answer.
People laugh at me because I am different.
And I laugh at them because they are all same. That is called Attitude.
Two married men talking: "Ten years ago , whenever I returned home, my dog used to greet me by barking and my wife by kissing. Now, they both do exactly opposite.
Our inner power is unlimited. Do not use it unlimited.
The caliber of a person is not how well he prepares for everything to go right.
But hoe he stands up and moves on after everything has gone wrong.
A sentence outside a temple in US :
Why should we believe in God ?
because
There are some questions which Google can not answer.
People laugh at me because I am different.
And I laugh at them because they are all same. That is called Attitude.
Two married men talking: "Ten years ago , whenever I returned home, my dog used to greet me by barking and my wife by kissing. Now, they both do exactly opposite.
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