15-05-2010

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!

An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "

10-05-2010

A man lost everything in a fire.
Next day he placed a signboard :
Shop burnt
Home burnt
Goods burnt
But
Faith not burnt
Business starts tomorrow.

In the company of the wind,dust achieves great heights
but when mixed with water it becomes mud.
Choose the right company to live with.

We are all a part of a puzzle in someones life. You may never know where to fit but someone's life may never be complete without you.

Position of husband in the family is like a 'Split A.C."
No matter how loud they are outside, inside the room they are designed to remain silent.

હસવું નથી છતાં હસવું પડે છે.
કોઇ પૂછે કેમ છો તો જલસામાં કહેવું પડે છે.
જીન્દગીનો આ એવો રંગમંચ છે,
જ્યાં બધાને ફરજીયાત નાટક કરવું પડે છે.