Friday, April 30, 2010

30-04-2010

Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities. Then feel the change in your life

Four things never come back :
Spoken Words
Wasted Time
Past Life &
Neglected Opportunities.
So think twice and act wisely.

Maths Magic :
13837* your age *73 = ?
Just try it. You will be getting an interesting result.

To the optimist all doors have handles.
To the pessimist all doors have locks & latches.

3 Beautiful QUOTES :
  • Deepest feeling always felt in silence.
  • There is no true love without jealousy
  • A thing lost is always valued the most.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

29-04-2010

Mistakes increase your Experience.
Experience decreases your mistakes.
You learn from your mistakes.
Then other learn from your Success.

The correct timing to drink water will maximise its effectiveness to the human body.
  • Two glasses of water 30 minutes before meal will help digestion.
  • Two glasses of water after you wake up help to activate the internal organs.
  • One glass before you sleep will help avoid stroke or heart attack at midnight.
  • One glass after bath helps to lower blood pressure.
Pass it to every friend whom you care.

I don't believe in taking right decisions. I take decisions and make them right.-Alexander

કશું ન હોય ત્યારે અભાવ નડે છે.
થોડું હોય ત્યારે ભાવ નડે છે.
જીવનનું આ એક એવું કડવું સત્ય છે કે
જ્યારે બધુંજ હોય ત્યારે સ્વભાવ નડે છે.

Instead of thinking about what you are missing, try to think about what you have and others are missing. You will feel better & life will be really good.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

28-04-2010

Don't participate in a rate race as even if you win, you are still a rat.
Always run with the lions, no matter even if you are defeated you are still a lion.

We can live without Religion and Meditation ; but we can't survive without Human Affection- Dalai Lama

If we both exchange One Dollar , we both have One dollar each.
But, if we exchange One good thought, we both have Two good thoughts

A Gujju having no child, no money, no home and a blind mother prays to God.
God became happy with his prayers and grants him ONE wish.
Here is Gujju's wish : I only want my mother to see my wife putting 2 crore worth solitaire bangles on my child's hand in my merc parked in our new pent house's compound situated next to the swimming pool at Baverly Hills.
God : Damn it! I still have to learn a lot from these Gujjus.

Don't read success story. Read only failure story because in failure stories you get new ideas to win. Success stories you get only message.- Fidel Castro

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

27-04-2010

शाम सूरजको ढलना शिखाती है |
शमा परवानेको जलना शिखाती है |
गिरनेवालेको तकलिफ तो होती है,
पर ठोकरही ईन्सानको चलना शिखाती है |

हिन्दिभी अजिब भाषा है |
घडी खराब हो तो कहते है- "बन्ध है "
पर
लडकी कराब हो तो कहते है "चालु है"

Ego is the word with two edges.
The outer edge cuts our Popularity whereas Inner edge cuts our purity.
So it is better to leave the Ego and live life happily.

Start by doing what is necessary then do what is possible and suddenly you are doing the Impossible

Peaceful surroundings can not create happiness in you but your happiness can create peaceful surroundings for other around you.

Monday, April 26, 2010

26-04-2010

Power of position is limited. Do not use it unlimited.
Our inner power is unlimited. Do not use it unlimited.

The caliber of a person is not how well he prepares for everything to go right.
But hoe he stands up and moves on after everything has gone wrong.

A sentence outside a temple in US :
Why should we believe in God ?
because
There are some questions which Google can not answer.

People laugh at me because I am different.
And I laugh at them because they are all same. That is called Attitude.

Two married men talking: "Ten years ago , whenever I returned home, my dog used to greet me by barking and my wife by kissing. Now, they both do exactly opposite.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

25-04-2010

Fighting with the world is easy, you either win or you lose.
But fighting with close ones is difficult,
if you lose, you lose & even if you win you lose.

The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter.
So forgive the one who hurts you. They will realise your worth one day.

I studied every thing but never topped.
But today toppers of the best Universities are my employees.- Bill Gates
Attitude is everything.

Never blame any one in your life. Good persons give you "Happiness"
Bad persons give you "Experience" &
Worst persons give you "A lesson"
That is life.

Struggle - An eight letter word ,
exhaust you,
irritates you & sometimes
demoralizes you
But it gives you elegant reward of life time called Success

Saturday, April 24, 2010

24-04-2010

Love + Care +Hope = Maa
Dar + Prem + Respect = Papa
Play + Help = Siblings
Sukh + Dukh = Wife
All the above + Life = Friend

If the Egg is broken by external force, Life ends
But if the Egg is broken by internal force, Life begins
Great things always begin from within.

Always be nice to others on the way up
because you will meet the same people on the way down.

When time never stops for us,
why do we always keep waiting for the right time ?

STOP IT.
No time is right to do wrong things and
No time is wrong to right things.

3 Facts of Life :
There is always some truth behind every "just kidding"
Some knowledge behind "I don't know"
Some emotion behind "I don't care"

Friday, April 23, 2010

23-04-2010

Note : I thought that I must mention the names of those who have sent the SMS to me. But on second thought, I decided to do away with giving the names who have sent the messages because these messages are not their own creations. I am making things straight forward. I hope those who have sent the messages will not feel hurt as these are published on web for the larger interest of people reading it. There is no profit motive in it.
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Obstacles are those frightful things we see when we take our eyes off our goals.

Yoga Teacher : Has yoga had any effect on you husband's drinking habit ? Woman : Yes, an amazingly funny effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down in SHIRSASANA

ए बी सी डी तो सभीको आती होगी. अगर आतीभी होगी तो ऐसी नहि आती होगी.
A-Aristocrat
B- Bagpiper
C-Contessa
D- Deshi
E-Eight P M
F- Fun Drop
G- Green Label
H- Haywards 5000
I- Imperial Blue
J- Jhony Walker
K- King Fisher
L- Lime Drop
M- Mughal Monarch
N- Nicholas No 1
O- Old Monk
P- Peter Scot
Q- Queen Share
R- Royal Stag
S- Signature
T- Tango Punch
U- Uni Ball
V- Vat 69
W- White Mischief
X- XXX Rum
Y- Yankee
Z- Zingaro

लगे रहो

It is not important to go to heavens after we leave the world.
But it is important to create heavens before we leave the world.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

22-04-2010

Near ones are not Dear. Dear ones are not Near. It is easy to remember the near ones. But very difficult to forget the Dear ones.
-Dinesh Shah

Important Health Tips :
  • Answer the phone by left ear
  • Don't take medicine with cold water
  • Don't have huge meals after 5 p.m.
  • Drink more water in the morning , less at night
  • Best sleeping time is from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m.
  • Don't lie down immediately after taking medicine
  • When battery (of your Mobile) is down to last bar, don't answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
Forward this to people you care about.
Kindness costs nothing.
-Dinesh Shah

Share market is the only solution to Population Control.
How ?
तेझीमें टाईम नहि होता,
मंदिमें मुड नहि होता.
-Dinesh Shah


કવિતા હોય કે કલાકૃતિ ,
પુસ્તક હોય કે નાટક,
દરેક સર્જક નામ પોતાનું આપે છે.
પણ મા જેવું સર્જક કોઇ નથી,
સંતાનને જનમ આપે છે ને નામ પિતાનું આપે છે.
-Kushal Sheth

Why the industrial growth so slow in Tamilnadu & Kerala ?
Because 86% of the work-time is spent on lifting, folding and holding the lungi.
-Pravin Savla

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

21-04-2010

Very Tough but Very True
Hurt me with the truth but never comfort me with a lie

It is true that every Effort is not converted into Success. But it is equally true that Success does not come with out Efforts.

Silence and Smile
Silence and Smile are two powerful tools in our life. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems

What is more important ?
Our standard of living or living a life with correct standard ?

Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities. Then feel the change in your life.

Sent by Harshad Sheth

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

20-04-2010

Absence is the best presence because if somebody is absent then you miss them, if you miss them that means they are present in you heart.
Sent by Dinesh Shah

Most innocent Dhamaki
As the thief was leaving the house, kid woke up and said : "मेरा स्कूलबेगभी लेजा कमीने वर्ना मम्मीको जगा दूँगा"
Sent by Dinesh Shah

If A=1
B= 2
C = 3 ..... and Z= 26

Then L+U+C+K = 47%
L+O+V+E= 54%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 96%
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 98%
But only
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 100%

keep that positive for Success
Sent by Rahul Date

Many times in life realisation is worthless
because it comes after we lose 'something'
sent by Harshad Sheth

"Always remember MONEY is not every thing ;
but make sure that you have made enough of it before talking such nonsense !!!- Bill Gates
sent by Pravin Savla

Monday, April 19, 2010

19-04-2010

When you start loving somebody, you start caring about yourself. But when you start caring about others, somebody starts loving you.
sent by Dinesh Shah

Desire is the root cause of anger. If we control our desire then we can avoid anger
sent by Dinesh Shah

Love the people who love you because they like something in you.
So develop it.
Love the people who hate you because they hate something in you.
So change it.
sent by Dinesh Shah

If you are truly at peace with yourself, you will never be at war with others.
sent by Harshad Sheth

हर कामयाबीपे आपका नाम होगा,
आपके हार कदमपे दुनियाँका सलाम होगा,
मुश्किलीयोंका सामना हिम्मतसे करना,
एक दिन वक्तभी आपका गुलाम होगा.
sent by Harshad Sheth

Sunday, April 18, 2010

18-04-2010

Goal Keeper
Being a good person is like being a good goal keeper . No matter how many goals you save, people will remember only the ones that you missed.

Appreciate yourself positively before starting something, you can find a lot of changes in your performance.

As long as we don't forgive those who troubled us, they occupy rent-free space in our mind. Forgive & forget their words.

More often an enemy takes bigger space in your mind than a friend in your heart.

મિત્રતા
મન ની મિત્રતા ના ફુલ કદી મુરઝાતા નથી,
સમય વિતી જાય તો પણ તે કરમાતા નથી,
અમર છે મિત્રતાની જ્યોત ,
ત્યારેજ તો મિત્રતાના દિવા કોઇથી બુઝાતા નથી.

Relationship

Relationship is like a book. It takes a few seconds to burn but takes years to write. So write it carefully and never let it burn

Sent by Harshad Sheth

Saturday, April 17, 2010

17-04-2010

Vision & Venture
The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps. We must step up the stairs.

Power
Having Power does not mean that you can move anything. But it means that nothing can move you. Be strong, Live strong

भूल जाओ बिते हुए कलको,
दिलमें बसालो आनेवाले पलको,
मुस्कुराओ चाहे जो भी हो पल,
खुशियाँ लेकर आयेगा आनेवाला कल.

Whenever you see a successful person you see the public glories, never see the private sacrifices to reach them

If you are not using your smile then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book.


Sent by Kushal Sheth

Friday, April 16, 2010

16-04-2010

Note : It seems difficult to give heading to each and every SMS. So now on, I will colour blue every second SMS of the post which does not have heading. Heading creation is really very time consuming. Google is very powerful in search so if you try to search a word on the blog , it will give all the SMSes with that word.

Y husbands avoid questions ? (For answer read the dialogue )
Wife (W) : what would you do if I die ? Would you get married again ?
Husband (H) : No
W : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
H : Of course I do.
W : Then why you would not remarry ?
H : Ok. Ok. I would get married again.
W : You would ?
H : ..
W : Would live in our house ?
H : Yes, it is a great house
W: Would you sleep with her in our bed ?
H : where else would we sleep ?
W : would you let her drive my car ?
H : yes, It is almost new .
W: Would you replace my pictures ?
H : That would seem like proper thing to do.
W : would you give her my jewelery ?
H : No, I am sure she would want her own.
W : Would she were my shoes ?
H : No her size is 6.
W : --silence--
H : --Scratches his head--

3 stupid stages of Life
Teenage : Have time & energy but no money.
Working Age : Have money & energy but no time
Old Age : Have time & money but no energy.

સુખી જીવન જીવવા ફક્ત આટલુ કરશો
પાપ થાઈ એવું કમાશો નહી,
માંદા પડાય એવું ખાશો નહી,
દેવુ થાય એવું ખરચશો નહી,
ઝગડો થાય એવું બોલશો નહી

Sent by Dinesh Shah

Thursday, April 15, 2010

15-04-2010

-ve V/s +ve
Negative person has only ONE DAY between two nights, while
Positive person has only one night between TWO DAYS

Clock for Success
Bill Gates : "See the clock only when U have no work. Don't see the clock when U are working. Clock is a clock for Success.

પોદરો
कैसा लगता है जब बरसाती बारिसमें झोकोके संग खामोशीसे चलते हुए कोई आपका हाथ थामके धीरेसे कह दे "પોદરો છે જરા ધ્યાન રાખજો"

Design
Never design your character like a garden where any 1 can walk . Design your character like the sky where every 1 desire to reach.

Seeing
Bill Gates : I never see what has been done. I only see what remains to be done

sent by Harshad Sheth

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

14-04-2010

Key to Failure
I don't know the key to Success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Improvement

Give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticise others !!

Values
Motivation gets you started.
Habit keeps you running.
Attitude decides your pace &
Values decide your destination.

Reaction
V should never b scared of our problem.
Our problem is never really our problem ,
but reaction to our problem is our real problem.

सवाल
सवाल पानीका नहि, प्यासका है ;
सवाल मौतका नहि, सांसका है ;
बहुत है दुनियामें रिश्ते मगर ,
सवाल रिश्तोका नहि, रिश्तो मे बंधे विश्वासका है.


Sent by Dinesh Shah

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

13-04-2010

Golden Words of Hitler
Think 1000 times before taking a decision & then never go back even if u get 1000 obstacles.

Ironical Thoughts

Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by ourself. But hard to digest when gifted by others

Truth

Every situation has 3 dimensions. My Views, Your Views & Truth. success goes with one who follows the third dimension (Truth)

Time
Time can steal anything from U.Ur money, Ur victory, Ur belongings, Ur love.... But it van not steal 2 things ! Your faith & Confidence

Successful Man

Some idiots say : "Behind every sucessful man , there is a woman"
But no body knows the fact.
"Women choose only successful men"

sent by Harshad Sheth

Welcome

Welcome to my blog of SMSes. I am getting lot many SMSes and have to delete to get new ones. So I thought to put them on blog for preserving them permanently. Whatever I have preserved , I will put on this blog and what ever I will receive in future will also be added.

These SMSes are really moral boosting. We can read them whenever we are down or we are in mood to be philosophical.

Happy reading SMSes