Thursday, May 27, 2010

27-05-2010

definition of TEARS
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Students are more genius than teachers.... ...
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day