Wednesday, May 26, 2010

26-05-2010

definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!

Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate's academic hood.

Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...