Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!
An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "
