Thursday, May 6, 2010

06-05-2010

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you

Laws
1. The Law of Common Sense : Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality :Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice : When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering :If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell : When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation : Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...