Some global opinions on marriages..
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.- Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.- Mike Tyson
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.- Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- Michael Jordan
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O'Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..- Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.- David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.- Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.- Barack Obama
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,
somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
An Excellent Line...
"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer's".
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The briefcase & the miniskirt :
Tokyo, Japan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt.
Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said,“I humbly apologize for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.”
Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
New York, USA
Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying,
“This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!”
London, England
Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face,
“Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.”
The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely.
Paris, France
Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile,“A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.”
The Frenchman bought her a rose, and then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine.
Sydney, Australia
Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said; “OK, now we’re even, mate"
Shanghai, China
Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp
New Delhi, India
Before the man could apologize, Arnab Goswami was on Times Now TV, yelling, “Times Now is the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. This is a Times Now exclusive. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story to the very end. India wants to know !The nation is watching ! The PM must answer !”
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एक शर्मनाक
कड़वी सच्चाई..
नदी तालाब में नहाने में शर्म आती है,
और
स्विमिंग पूल में तैरने को फैशन कहते हैं,
गरीब को एक रुपया दान नहीं कर सकते,
और
वेटर को टिप देने में गर्व महसूस करते हैं.
माँ बाप को एक गिलास पानी भी नहीं दे सकते,
और
नेताओं को देखते ही वेटर बन जाते हैं.
बड़ों के आगे सिर ढकने में प्रॉब्लम है,
लेकिन
धूल से बचने के लिए 'ममी' बनने को भी तैयार हैं.
पंगत में बैठकर खाना दकियानूसी लगता है,
और
पार्टियों में खाने के लिए लाइन लगाना अच्छा लगता है.
बहन कुछ माँगे तो फिजूल खर्च लगता है,
और
गर्लफ्रेन्ड की डिमांड को अपना सौभाग्य समझते हैं.
गरीब की सब्ज़ियाँ खरीदने मे इन्सल्ट होती है,
और
शॉपिंग मॉल में अपनी जेब कटवाना गर्व की बात है.
बाप के मरने पर सिर मुंडवाने में हिचकते हैं.
और
'गजनी' लुक के लिए हर महीने गंजे हो सकते हैं.
कोई पंडित अगर चोटी रखे तो उसे एन्टीना कहते हैं.
और
शाहरुख के 'डॉन' लुक के दीवाने बने फिरते हैं.
किसानों के द्वारा उगाया अनाज खाने लायक नहीं लगता,
और
उसी अनाज को पॉलिश कर के कम्पनियाँ बेचें,
तो
क्वालिटी नजर आने लगती है...॥
ये सब मात्र
अपसंस्कृति ही नही,
देश व समाज का
दुर्भाग्य भी है ।
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.- Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.- Mike Tyson
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.- Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- Michael Jordan
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O'Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..- Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.- David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.- Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.- Barack Obama
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,
somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
An Excellent Line...
"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer's".
The briefcase & the miniskirt :
Tokyo, Japan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt.
Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said,“I humbly apologize for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.”
Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
New York, USA
Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying,
“This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!”
London, England
Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face,
“Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.”
The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely.
Paris, France
Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile,“A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.”
The Frenchman bought her a rose, and then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine.
Sydney, Australia
Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said; “OK, now we’re even, mate"
Shanghai, China
Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp
New Delhi, India
Before the man could apologize, Arnab Goswami was on Times Now TV, yelling, “Times Now is the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. This is a Times Now exclusive. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story to the very end. India wants to know !The nation is watching ! The PM must answer !”
*************************
एक शर्मनाक
कड़वी सच्चाई..
नदी तालाब में नहाने में शर्म आती है,
और
स्विमिंग पूल में तैरने को फैशन कहते हैं,
गरीब को एक रुपया दान नहीं कर सकते,
और
वेटर को टिप देने में गर्व महसूस करते हैं.
माँ बाप को एक गिलास पानी भी नहीं दे सकते,
और
नेताओं को देखते ही वेटर बन जाते हैं.
बड़ों के आगे सिर ढकने में प्रॉब्लम है,
लेकिन
धूल से बचने के लिए 'ममी' बनने को भी तैयार हैं.
पंगत में बैठकर खाना दकियानूसी लगता है,
और
पार्टियों में खाने के लिए लाइन लगाना अच्छा लगता है.
बहन कुछ माँगे तो फिजूल खर्च लगता है,
और
गर्लफ्रेन्ड की डिमांड को अपना सौभाग्य समझते हैं.
गरीब की सब्ज़ियाँ खरीदने मे इन्सल्ट होती है,
और
शॉपिंग मॉल में अपनी जेब कटवाना गर्व की बात है.
बाप के मरने पर सिर मुंडवाने में हिचकते हैं.
और
'गजनी' लुक के लिए हर महीने गंजे हो सकते हैं.
कोई पंडित अगर चोटी रखे तो उसे एन्टीना कहते हैं.
और
शाहरुख के 'डॉन' लुक के दीवाने बने फिरते हैं.
किसानों के द्वारा उगाया अनाज खाने लायक नहीं लगता,
और
उसी अनाज को पॉलिश कर के कम्पनियाँ बेचें,
तो
क्वालिटी नजर आने लगती है...॥
ये सब मात्र
अपसंस्कृति ही नही,
देश व समाज का
दुर्भाग्य भी है ।
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