Tuesday, June 8, 2010

08-06-2010

Women live better, longer & peaceful life !!
Why ?
Very simple. A woman does not have a wife..

भिखारी : कुछ खाने को दो |
गोलु : टमाटर खाओ |
भिखारी : रोटी दे दो |
गोलु : टमाटर खाओ |
गोलु : तो टमाटर ही खिला दो|
गोलुकी पत्नि : ये तोतले है | "क" की जगह पे "ट" बोलते है|
(टमाटर = कमाकर)

Never raise your voice.
Just improve the quality of your argument.

A teacher teaches first & then gives exam but life gives exam first & then teaches.

Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying "Yes" too soon & "No" too late.