Whats your father's name?
Sardar hasne laga.
Amitabh : tum hans kyo rhe ho?
Sardar : Apne option to btaye hi nahi
Never become part of someone's happiness, always become its reason...!!
Always become part of someone's sadness , never become its reason......!!!!
WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF
1. Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2. Laziness?
Asking lift 4 morning walk.
3. Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4. Honesty?
Pregnant woman takin 2 tickets.
5. De-hydration?
Cow givin milk powder.
6. Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman goin for 999/-recharge 2 get lifetime incoming.
If u want 2 gain KNOWLEDGE,
ADD something everyday TO ur mind.But,
if u want to gain WISDOM,
REMOVE something everyday FROM Ur Mind.
"Always keep Communication ON
Because
Whats more disturbing,
Is not the NOISE of the strangers,
But the SILENCE of our dear ones" :-)
