24-10-2011

Your respect is not in the words spoken to you in your presence but words spoken for you in your absence.

Wait patiently but work impatiently.


When you run so fast to get somewhere you miss the fun of getting there.

Life is not a race, so take it easy.

Hear the music before the song gets over.

A door knocks twice. 
Insider asks : "Who is there ?"
Ans : "It's me. Opportunity."
Insider : " You can not be opportunity  because opportunity never knocks twice."

A cup of hot hellos, 

A plate of crisp wishes,

A spoon of sweet smiles

&

A slice of great success

in the breakfast will make your day lovely.

23-10-2011

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.- Jonhy Carson

So simple it is to live
So simple it is to love
So simple it is to smile
So simple it is to win
but the fact is it is too difficult to be simple.


We never get what we want.,

We never want what we ger,

We never have what we like,

We never like what we have,

Still  we live,

Still we love,

Still we hope.

That is life.

A journey of thousand miles begins with single step

Definition of wife : Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles which you would not have had if you had stayed SINGE.

22-10-2011

 पति : फोन आया था । कल सुबह मां आ रही है। उनकी ट्रेन सुबह 4 बजे स्टेशन पहुंच
जाएगी।
पत्नी : अभी 4 माह पहले ही तो तुम्हारी मां यहां से गई हैं। फिर अचानक कैसे आ रही हैं ?कल रविवार है, मैंने सोचा था, कल थोड़ा आराम से उठूंगी, लेकिन तुम्हारी मां को रविवार को ही आना है और वह भी सुबह 4 बजे। इतनी सुबह आटो कहां से मिलेगा ?
पति : मेरी नहीं तुम्हारी मां आ रही है।
पत्नी : अरे वाह... मम्मी आ रही है। 2 माह हो गये उनसे मिले हुए। सुनो ना मेरे पास आटो वाले भैय्या का नंबर भी है उसे फोन कर लेते हैं कल सुबह ठीक टाईम पर आ जाएगा।चलो अच्छा है कल सण्डे है बच्चों का स्कूल भी नहीं है वे भी नानी को लेने स्टेशन जा सकेंगे

વહુ તેના વર માટે નાસ્તો બનાવી રહી હતી .અચાનક પતીદેવ રસોડા મા આવ્યા. 
"સંભાળજે ,"
"જરાક મિઠું નાખ "
"ને થોડું માખણ ઓછું કર "
"બે ચમચી પાણી નાખ "
" અરે રામ ! ગેસ કેટલો મોટો છે , જરા ધીમે તાપે કર"
" જોજે દાઝી નો જાય - બળી જશે તો તારી જેટલું કાળું થૈ જશે"
" ઉલ્ટાવ - ઉલ્ટાવ - બળશે - ચારે બાજુ ઘી ફેરવ, ઊંધી બાજુ "
" ગાંડી તારે નથી ફરવાનુ - બ્રેડ ઉલ્ટાવ"
"સંભાળીને ,"
"ધીમે, ધીમે , 
જરા જલ્દી, જરા ધીમે,"
" ચારે બાજુ જોઇન્રે --- 
હવે વહુની ધીરજ ખુટી.તવેથો પછાડી કહે " આજે કેમ બહુ બોલો છો? 
વીશ વરસથી રોજ બબ્બે વાર નાસ્તો બનાવું છું .મને બ્રેડ શેકતા નહી આવડતું હોય ?" 
વર શાંતીથી કહે " ના ના એવું કાઇ નથી પણ આતો તને દેખાડતો હતો  કે જ્યારે હું કાર ચલાવતો હોઉં ત્યારે મારી દશા કેવી થાય છે. 

Learn from mistakes of others as you do not have enough time to commit all the mistakes your self.  

Right decisions are the result of experience which we get through wrong decisions.  

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.If you love what you are doing , you will be successful. 

21-10-2011

 Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?

Is it the wind that blew it away ?

or

the tree that let it go ?

or 

is it the leaf who grew tired holding on ?

Life unfolds lot of misunderstanding everyday.

It is up to us to solve it.

or

leave it

or 

live with it.

A fox goes to Guinness book office  to check if  he is still the most cunning animal on earth or not.
He came out angrily saying : "Ye sala Sharad Pawar kaun hai ?"

Lovely thing to learn from water.

Adjust yoursself in every situation 

& 

in any shape

but 

most importantly find out your own way to flow.

पति : आज खानेमे क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नि : जो आप कहो |
पति : दाल चावल बनाओ |
पत्नि ; अभी कल ही तो खाये थे |
पति : तो सब्जी बना लो |
पत्नि : बच्चे नहि खाते |
पति : फिर दाल बाटी |
पत्नि : हेवी होगा |
पति : पराठे ?
पत्नि : रात को कौन खाता है ?
पति : होटेलसे ले आउँ ?
पत्नि : रोज रोज होटेल का अच्छा नही |
पति : कढी ?
पत्नि : दहि नही है |
पति : ईडली सांबार ?
पत्नि : उसमे टाइम लगेगा |
पति : मेगी ही बना लो |
पत्नि : वह कोइ खाना नही है |
पति : फिर क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नि : जो आप कहो |

SORRY works when mistakes are made.

But SORRY does not work when TRUST is broken.

so in life do make mistakes but never break TRUSTS

19-10-2011

It is funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs. Arranged Marriage.

It is like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered .

Life can give number of beautiful relations but only true relations can give us beautiful life.

I am responsible for what I spoke but not for what you understand.

Steve Jobs (co-founder of Apple who made iphone,ipad & ipod)  is now working with god to make i-wife.
Beauty with brains and all new feature - Mute button.

માનવી જ્યારે મુશ્કેલીમાં મુકાય ત્યારે તેના પર કોઇ વિશ્વાસ નથી કરતું.
પણ
માનવી મુશ્કેલીમાં ત્યારે જ મુકાય જ્યારે તે પોતાના કરતા વધારે બીજા પર વિશ્વાસ મુકે છે.

12-10-2011

Duty is what one expects from others- Oscar Wilde

Delays have dangerous ends.- Shakespeare

The mask, given time, comes to be the face itself

History is unfolding of miscalculations-B. Tuchman

He who talks a lot thinks little- Carlo Dossi

11-10-2011

Don't drown the man who taught you to swim.

Bad men live to eat & drink whereas  good men eat & drink in order to live. - Socrates

Genius does what it nust and talent does what it can

The continuous labour of you life is to build the house of death.

It is easier to make certain things legal than to make them legitimate