Saturday, October 22, 2011

22-10-2011

 पति : फोन आया था । कल सुबह मां आ रही है। उनकी ट्रेन सुबह 4 बजे स्टेशन पहुंच
जाएगी।
पत्नी : अभी 4 माह पहले ही तो तुम्हारी मां यहां से गई हैं। फिर अचानक कैसे आ रही हैं ?कल रविवार है, मैंने सोचा था, कल थोड़ा आराम से उठूंगी, लेकिन तुम्हारी मां को रविवार को ही आना है और वह भी सुबह 4 बजे। इतनी सुबह आटो कहां से मिलेगा ?
पति : मेरी नहीं तुम्हारी मां आ रही है।
पत्नी : अरे वाह... मम्मी आ रही है। 2 माह हो गये उनसे मिले हुए। सुनो ना मेरे पास आटो वाले भैय्या का नंबर भी है उसे फोन कर लेते हैं कल सुबह ठीक टाईम पर आ जाएगा।चलो अच्छा है कल सण्डे है बच्चों का स्कूल भी नहीं है वे भी नानी को लेने स्टेशन जा सकेंगे

વહુ તેના વર માટે નાસ્તો બનાવી રહી હતી .અચાનક પતીદેવ રસોડા મા આવ્યા. 
"સંભાળજે ,"
"જરાક મિઠું નાખ "
"ને થોડું માખણ ઓછું કર "
"બે ચમચી પાણી નાખ "
" અરે રામ ! ગેસ કેટલો મોટો છે , જરા ધીમે તાપે કર"
" જોજે દાઝી નો જાય - બળી જશે તો તારી જેટલું કાળું થૈ જશે"
" ઉલ્ટાવ - ઉલ્ટાવ - બળશે - ચારે બાજુ ઘી ફેરવ, ઊંધી બાજુ "
" ગાંડી તારે નથી ફરવાનુ - બ્રેડ ઉલ્ટાવ"
"સંભાળીને ,"
"ધીમે, ધીમે , 
જરા જલ્દી, જરા ધીમે,"
" ચારે બાજુ જોઇન્રે --- 
હવે વહુની ધીરજ ખુટી.તવેથો પછાડી કહે " આજે કેમ બહુ બોલો છો? 
વીશ વરથી રોજ બબ્બે વાર નાસ્તો નાવું છું .મને બ્રેડ શેકતા નહી આવડતું હોય ?" 
વર શાંતીથી કહે " ના ના એવું કાઇ નથી પણ આતો તને દેખાડતો તો  કે જ્યારે હું કાર ચલાવતો હોઉં ત્યારે મારી દશા કેવી થાય છે. 

Learn from mistakes of others as you do not have enough time to commit all the mistakes your self.  

Right decisions are the result of experience which we get through wrong decisions.  

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.If you love what you are doing , you will be successful. 

Friday, October 21, 2011

21-10-2011

 Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?
Is it the wind that blew it away ?
or
the tree that let it go ?
or 
is it the leaf who grew tired holding on ?
Life unfolds lot of misunderstanding everyday.
It is up to us to solve it.
or
leave it
or 
live with it.

A fox goes to Guinness book office  to check if  he is still the most cunning animal on earth or not.
He came out angrily saying : "Ye sala Sharad Pawar kaun hai ?"

Lovely thing to learn from water.
Adjust yoursself in every situation 
in any shape
but 
most importantly find out your own way to flow.


पति : आज खानेमे क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नि : जो आप कहो |
पति : दाल चावल बनाओ |
पत्नि ; अभी कल ही तो खाये थे |
पति : तो सब्जी बना लो |
पत्नि : बच्चे नहि खाते |
पति : फिर दाल बाटी |
पत्नि : हेवी होगा |
पति : पराठे ?
पत्नि : रात को कौन खाता है ?
पति : होटेलसे ले आउँ ?
पत्नि : रोज रोज होटेल का अच्छा नही |
पति : कढी ?
पत्नि : दहि नही है |
पति : ईडली सांबार ?
पत्नि : उसमे टाइम लगेगा |
पति : मेगी ही बना लो |
पत्नि : वह कोइ खाना नही है |
पति : फिर क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नि : जो आप कहो |

SORRY works when mistakes are made.
But SORRY does not work when TRUST is broken.
so in life do make mistakes but never break TRUSTS

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

19-10-2011

It is funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs. Arranged Marriage.
It is like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered .

Life can give number of beautiful relations but only true relations can give us beautiful life.

I am responsible for what I spoke but not for what you understand.

Steve Jobs (co-founder of Apple who made iphone,ipad & ipod)  is now working with god to make i-wife.
Beauty with brains and all new feature - Mute button.

માનવી જ્યારે મુશ્કેલીમાં મુકાય ત્યારે તેના પર કોઇ વિશ્વાસ નથી કરતું.
પણ
માનવી મુશ્કેલીમાં ત્યારે જ મુકાય જ્યારે તે પોતાના કરતા વધારે બીજા પર વિશ્વાસ મુકે છે.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

12-10-2011

Duty is what one expects from others- Oscar Wilde

Delays have dangerous ends.- Shakespeare

The mask, given time, comes to be the face itself

History is unfolding of miscalculations-B. Tuchman

He who talks a lot thinks little- Carlo Dossi

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

11-10-2011

Don't drown the man who taught you to swim.

Bad men live to eat & drink whereas  good men eat & drink in order to live. - Socrates

Genius does what it nust and talent does what it can

The continuous labour of you life is to build the house of death.

It is easier to make certain things legal than to make them legitimate

Monday, October 10, 2011

10-10-2011

A rich man's joke is always funny. - T.E. Brown

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich & free but if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed.- Edmund Burke

everything is only for a day, both that which remebers & that which is remembered

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green -Francis Bacon

Time : That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him- Herbert Spencer

Sunday, October 9, 2011

09-10-2011

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The man ,who makes no mistake , does not  usually make anything.

We only confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large one

Everything is good when it leaves the creator's hands; everything degenerates in the hands of man

Never trust the advise of a man in difficulties.