Sunday, August 4, 2013

04-08-2013

જગ્યા તો માણસના મનમાં હોવી જોઈએ. એટલે જ એક ઝૂંપડીમાં દસ ગરીબો રહી શકે છે. એક મહેલમાં બે રાજા નથી રહી શકતા


At a recent linguistic conference in London Balgobn was asked: “Some people say there is no difference between complete and finished. Please explain the difference between the two words in a way that is easy to understand.”
Here is his astute answer:
“When you marry the right woman, you are complete. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are finished. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished!”

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.

Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.

Money can’t buy happiness but it certainly makes misery a lot easier to live with.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad