Thursday, August 11, 2011

11-08-2011

If you translate every mistake of your life into a positive one, you will never be a 'prisoner of your past' bur you will be 'designer of your future'.

જેની પાછળ 'રુ' આવે તે બધુ જ ખતરનાક હોય છે.
દા. ત.
કુતરુ
સાસરુ
વાંદરુ
અંધારુ
પિંજરુ (જેલ)
અને છેલ્લે
બૈરુ

The greatest joke of the millennium :

Teacher : 'where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?'
Student : 'In Switzerland '

पति :
'ना कजरेकी धार,
ना मोतियों के हार,
ना कोइ किया शृंगार,
फिर भी कितनी सुंदर हो.'

पत्नि :
'कमिने साफ बोल ना
मेक अपके लिये पैसे नहि दुंगा'


Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.