Tuesday, April 19, 2011

19-04-2011

Definitions :
Doctor : A doctor is a person who kills your ills with his pills and you with his bills.
Gynecologist : Gynecologist is one who looks for problems at places where others look for the pleasure.
Fact : The art of saying nothing when there is nothing to say.
Critic : A legless man who teaches running.

The only time you make sense is when you are not talking.

I have enjoyed talking to you; my mind needed some rest.

Those, who exercise regularly , die healthier.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.