Monday, October 10, 2011

10-10-2011

A rich man's joke is always funny. - T.E. Brown

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich & free but if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed.- Edmund Burke

everything is only for a day, both that which remebers & that which is remembered

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green -Francis Bacon

Time : That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him- Herbert Spencer

Sunday, October 9, 2011

09-10-2011

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The man ,who makes no mistake , does not  usually make anything.

We only confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large one

Everything is good when it leaves the creator's hands; everything degenerates in the hands of man

Never trust the advise of a man in difficulties.

Friday, October 7, 2011

07-10-2011

 जीवनका सबसे बडा रोग
क्या कहेंगे लोग ?

3 men are arguing  about when life begins  :
1st : at the time of conception
2nd : at birth
3rd : you idiots, Life begins when wife goes for vacation.


What is both easy as well as difficult in life ?
Ans : Mistake easy to judge when others do it.
         difficult to recognise & realise when we do it.

There is no one busy in this world.
it is always about priorities.
You will always find time for the things you feel are important.

People will forget what you said,
People will forget what you did,
but
people will never forget how you made them feel



Thursday, October 6, 2011

06-10-2011

दारावर तोरण आणि आंगणी रंगोळी,
देवगृहातील पट्टीवर सरस्वती विराजली,
सोने लाटुन आज साजरा करुया दसरा,
लाभो सुख,समृध्धि, कीर्ति आपणला.
शुभ दसरा.    

May this Dussehra light up for you. Give you Sampati like Kuber and Saurya like Rama.
A year full of smiles.
Wish you happy Dusshera.

May this Dusshera light up your life with happiness ; bring you prosperity & fulfill your hopes & dreams !
Wish you happy Dusshera.

The secret of success in any relationship lies in turning one letter upside down.
ME need to turn into WE.

बिना लिबास आये थे ईस जहाँमे ,
बस एक कफनके खातिर इतना सफर करना पडा |

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

05-10-2011

Own satisfaction is better than success.
Because
Success is measure decided by others
while
satisfaction is a measure decided by us.

Get a best friend like a mirror because when you cry, it never laughs.

Life is like making Tea.
Boil our ego.
Evaporate our worries.
dilute our sorrow.
filter our mistakes
&
get taste of happiness.

The trouble with the world is that the stupids are full of confidence and the intelligent are full of doubts.

Happy birthday to Gandhiji provided he keeps on coming in my wallet and in you wallet too.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

02-10-2011

To-day is Gandhi Jayanti. 142nd Birth Anniversary of Gandhiji.

All of a sudden Govt. of India has come to life to remeber him on this day. Following are the messages of Gandhiji used by various ministries of GOI in today's advertisements in various news papers. This remembrance is for just one day, from tomorrow they will start to live their ungandhian ways.

1) "I believe that where there is pure and active love for the poor there is God also.
I see God in every thread that I draw on the spinning wheel" - Mahatma Gandhi (Young India, 20-05-1926)
(Inserted by : Ministry of Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises.)

2) "Rural Electrification will fulfill the dream of every Indian"-Mahatma Gandhi
 (Inserted by : Ministry of Power)

3) "I shall work for an India in which the poorest shall feel that it is their country, in whose making they have an effective voice"-M. K. Gandhi
(Inserted by : Ministry of Social Justice and Employment.)

4) "Ever since I have grown up, I have never desired to smoke and have always regarded the habit of smoking as barbarous, dirty and harmful. I have never understood why there is such a rage for smoking throughout the world. I can not bear to travel in a compartment full of people smoking. I become choked."-Gandhiji wrote about a century ago.
(Inserted by : Ministry of Health & Family Welfare.)

5)  On the mahatma's 142nd Birth Anniversary, we re-dedicate our efforts to his cherished goals of eradicating hunger and empowering consumers
(Inserted by : Ministry of Consumer Affairs, Food and Public Distribution.)

6) "A civilization can be judged by the way it treats its minorities"- M.K.Gandhi
(Inserted by : Ministry of Minority Affairs.)

7) "The highest form of freedom carries with it the greatest measure of discipline and humility."-M.K.Gandhi
(Inserted by : Ministry of Information & Broadcasting.)

8) "Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty ; it is its own reward" - Mahatma Gandhi
(Inserted by : Ministry of Steel.)

9) Paying homage to Father of Nation
(Inserted by : Ministry of Statistics and Programme Implementation.)

10) "An education which does not teach us to discriminate between good and bad, to assimilate the one and eschew the other, is a misnomer"- Mahatma Gandhi
(Inserted by : Ministry of Human Resource Development.)

11) "The duty of motherhood requires qualities which man does not possess. The art of bringing up infants of the race is her special and sole prorogative. Without her care the race must become extinct" - Mahatma Gandhi
(Inserted by : Ministry of Health & Family Welfare.)

Even after nearly 65 years of independence, what was envisioned by the father of nation has not  been achieved, on the contrary  we have failed miserably and retreated back from where we were.GOI has spent lakhs of ruppes on these advertisements and from tomorrow they will do all those things which are not required to be pursued.

Incidentally ,Lalbahadur Shashtri's birth anniversary also fall today but there is not a single mention of the late prime minister any where in any of the news papers.We pay our homage to him and his excellent work during the short period of his premiership.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

01-10-2011

Use & enjoy every moment of life.
Don't save it.
There is no courtesy desk for us to go & get a refund on our unused life.

Running away from any problem only increases the distance from the solution.

A great thinker was asked : "What is the meaning of life?"
He replied : " Life itself has no meaning. life is an opportunity to create a meaning.

Progress is impossible without change and those who can't change their minds can't change anything.- George Bernard Shaw

Most people say : "Find good people and leave bad ones'
And
Wise man says " Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them.