Sunday, July 10, 2011

10-07-2011

If you love people around you, you have healthy eyes.
If people around you love you that means you have a healthy heart too.

New type of 'Upvas'
Living one day without
1. Mobile
2. Vehicle
3. Facebook
4. Internet
5. PC/Laptop
You will get real peace of mind.

We take everything for granted
-A constantly worried Mom
-A strict Dad
-Annoying Brother
-Rude Sister
-Chipku Friend
But when you loose them, you will miss them as
-Caring Mom
-Concerned Dad
-Best Brother
-Stupid Sister
-My heart my Friend
Don't take them for granted.

Sharad Pawar, Vilasrao Deshmukh & Suresh Kalmadi are travelling in a helicopter.
Pawar drops a 100 rupee note & says " I made 1 maharashtrian happy."
Volasrao drops 2 50 rupee notes & says " I made 2 maharashtrians happy."
Kalmadi drops 100 coins of 1 rupee each & says " I made 100 maharashtrians happy."
Hearing this, the pilot says "I will drop all of you and make 8 crore maharashtrians happy.'
Pilot : Anna Hazare

Breaking News :
Sharad Pawar has started learning Malayalam and is planning to contest the election for the post of trustee of the Padmnabhan temple in Kerala.(Padmnabhan temple has some 100000 Crore in their kitty)