Saturday, November 7, 2015

07-11-2015

फ़िल्म का नाम:- असहिष्णुता,
कहानी :- साहित्यकार,
निदेशॅक -: सोनिया गांधी,
प्रोड्यूसर -: विदेशी फंड & NGO ,
सपोटिॅग रोल-: सेक्युलर पाटिॅ,
हीरो -: शाहरुखखाँ, नसरुद्दिनशाह
हिरोइन -: शोभा डे,
हास्य कलाकार -: राहुल गांधी उफॅ पप्पू,
विलन:- हाफिज शहिद,
डायरेक्टर -: देश के जयचंद
मीडिया पार्टनर : Aaj Tak, ABP News, NDTV,
& other support news channel,
इस फिल्म का मकसद :- विश्व स्तर पर भारतीयों को साम्प्रदायिक साबित करना,
भारत के विकास को रोकना,
भारत का अथॅतंत्र मजबूत न होने पाए,
विश्व स्तर पर भारत और देश के प्रधानमंत्री का बढते मान सम्मान को बदनाम करना, रोकना
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Top One Liners about India:

1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper.

2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday.

3. Marriages (Rest of the world) = x + y
Marriages (In India) = ∫xdx + ∫ydy

4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile.

5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something you are in India.

6. The only country where people fight to be termed ‘backward’.

7. In India, you don’t cast your vote, you vote your cast.

8. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors.

9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn’t get it.

10. And the ultimate one:
Where liking a Facebook post gets you arrested, raping doesn’t.
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A funny analysis...
If you follow the right man u become Tina Ambani
If you follow the wrong man u become Karishma Kapoor ...
If you follow many men u remain Bipasha Basu...
If you don't follow man u become Jayalalita ...
Beware do not follow man  blindly...else u become Deepika ...
If u keep on thinking who to follow.... Sorry... U will remain a kid like Alia Bhatt....

A funny analysis...
If you follow the right woman u become Robert vadra...
If you follow the wrong woman u become Vijay maliya...
If you follow many women u remain Salman khan...
If you don't follow women u become Narendra modi...
Beware do not follow woman  blindly...else u become Manmohan singh...
If u keep on thinking who to follow.... Sorry... U will remain a kid like Rahul Gndhi....
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This is Excellent.....
Husband decided to do yoga.

As he was getting ready,the wife wakes up and opened her eyes.

So the husband asked her -
"Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?

"Wife: "Do you mean to say I am fat?

"Husband: "No no. If you don't want to get up, it's OK.

"Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?

"Husband:"No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean....

"Wife: "Aha ! So I don't understand you, right?

"Husband: "Now look I didn't say that.

"Wife: "So am I lying?!!

"Husband: "All right !
Its best I also don't go for Yoga:

Wife: "See ! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me.

"The husband quietly goes to sleep again.
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FADOO JOKE
एक गुरु और चेला समंदर के किनारे टहल रहे थे. वहाँ उन्होंने एक बोर्ड देखा जिस पर लिखा था -
“डूबते हुए को बचाने वाले को 500 रुपये का इनाम दिया जाएगा.”
बोर्ड पढ़ते ही गुरु को एक आईडिया सूझा. उसने चेले से कहा – “मैं समंदर में कूद जाता हूँ और मदद के लिए चिल्लाता हूँ, तुम मुझे बचा लेना. जो 500 रुपये मिलेंगे उसमें से 100 तुझे दूंगा … ठीक है ?”
चेला – “केवल 100 ? … 50% करिये ना ?”
गुरु – “100 रुपये से एक पैसा ज्यादा नहीं दूंगा … आईडिया मेरा है कि तेरा ?….चुपचाप जैसा मैं कहता हूँ वैसा कर !”
और गुरूजी समंदर में कूद कर मदद के लिए चिल्लाने लगे. चेला आराम से बैठकर देखता रहा.
उसे यूँ बैठे देखकर गुरूजी बोले – “अबे अब आता क्यों नहीं मुझे बचाने ? मुझे सचमुच तैरना नहीं आता !”
चेला – “गुरूजी आपने बोर्ड ध्यान से नहीं पढ़ा … नीचे लिखा है -
“लाश निकालने वाले को 5000 रुपये का इनाम दिया जाएगा … !!!”
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Friday, November 6, 2015

06-11-2015

Some global opinions on marriages..

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.- Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.- Mike Tyson

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.- Bill Clinton 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- Michael Jordan

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O'Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..- Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.- David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.- Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.- Barack Obama


When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.



Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,
somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
  
An Excellent Line...

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer's".
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The briefcase & the miniskirt :
                                
Tokyo, Japan
 A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt.
 Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said,“I humbly apologize for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.”
Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

New York, USA
 Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying,
“This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!”

London, England
 Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face,
“Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.”
The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely.

Paris, France
 Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile,“A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.”
The Frenchman bought her a rose, and then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine.

Sydney, Australia
 Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said; “OK, now we’re even, mate"

Shanghai, China
 Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp

New Delhi, India
 Before the man could apologize, Arnab Goswami was on Times Now TV, yelling, “Times Now is the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. This is a Times Now exclusive. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story to the very end. India wants to know !The nation is watching ! The PM must answer !”

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एक शर्मनाक
                 कड़वी सच्चाई..

नदी तालाब में नहाने में शर्म आती है,
और
स्विमिंग पूल में तैरने को फैशन कहते हैं,

गरीब को एक रुपया दान नहीं कर सकते,
और
वेटर को टिप देने में गर्व महसूस करते हैं.

माँ बाप को एक गिलास पानी भी नहीं दे सकते,
और
नेताओं को देखते ही वेटर बन जाते हैं.

बड़ों के आगे सिर ढकने में प्रॉब्लम है,
लेकिन
धूल से बचने के लिए 'ममी' बनने को भी तैयार हैं.

पंगत में बैठकर खाना दकियानूसी लगता है,
और
पार्टियों में खाने के लिए लाइन लगाना अच्छा लगता है.

बहन कुछ माँगे तो फिजूल खर्च लगता है,
और
गर्लफ्रेन्ड की डिमांड को अपना सौभाग्य समझते हैं.

गरीब की  सब्ज़ियाँ खरीदने मे इन्सल्ट होती है,
और
शॉपिंग मॉल में अपनी जेब कटवाना गर्व की बात है.

बाप के मरने पर सिर मुंडवाने में हिचकते हैं.
और
'गजनी' लुक के लिए हर महीने गंजे हो सकते हैं.

कोई पंडित अगर चोटी रखे तो उसे एन्टीना कहते हैं.
और
शाहरुख के 'डॉन' लुक के दीवाने बने फिरते हैं.

किसानों के द्वारा उगाया अनाज खाने लायक नहीं लगता,
और
उसी अनाज को पॉलिश कर के कम्पनियाँ बेचें,
तो
क्वालिटी नजर आने लगती है...॥

ये सब मात्र
            अपसंस्कृति ही नही,
देश व समाज का
             दुर्भाग्य भी है ।
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Thursday, November 5, 2015

05-11-2015

जीवन मंत्र

"नल बंद करने से नल बंद होता है,  पानी नहीं"!
"घड़ी बंद करने से घड़ी बंद होती है,  समय नहीं"!
"दीपक बुझाने से दीपक बुझाता है,
राेशनी नहीं"!
"झूठ छुपाने से झूठ छुपता है,
सच नहीं"!
"प्रेम करने से प्रेम मिलता है,
नफरत नहीं"!
"दान करने से रुपया जाता है,
लक्ष्मी नहीं"!

 जन्म अपने हाथ में नहीं ;
मरना अपने हाथ में नहीं ;
पर जीवन को अपने तरीके से जीना अपने हाथ में होता है ;
मस्ती करो मुस्कुराते रहो ;
सबके दिलों में जगह बनाते रहो।
जिन्दगी मैं दाे बातें हमेशा याद रखना..
जब गुस्सा आये तब कोई " फैसला मत करना..
और जब बहुत खुश हो तब कोई वादा मत करना.."!
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ज़मीर ज़िंदा रख,
कबीर ज़िंदा रख।


सुल्तान भी बन जाए तो,
दिल में फ़क़ीर ज़िंदा रख।


लालच डिगा न पाए तुझे,
आंखों का नीर ज़िंदा रख।


इन्सानियत सिखाती जो,
मन में वो पीर ज़िंदा रख।


हौसले के तरकश में,
कोशिश का तीर ज़िंदा रख।
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Corporate Roles
  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  • Procurement manager is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • Operations Head is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • Marketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  • Financial Budget Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  •  Commercial Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
  • National Head is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
  • HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
  • Customer is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

04-11-2015

Dear Friends,
This is a very important message if you care about the unity, peace and progress of India.
In the last few weeks, we've seen that media, especially the English Language channels and newspapers are continuously harping about things like 'rising intolerance' and making a big issue out of some isolated incidents which happened in UP and Karnataka. If you are foreign investor looking to set up some industry in India, you would certainly get scared looking at the evening English news shows (NDTV, India Today etc) and morning English newspapers  (Indian Express, ToI etc).

But on the ground, we the common people of the country don't see any such intolerance or hate crimes happening.  We see that people of all castes, creeds and religions are going about their normal lives without any obstruction from anybody. Since Modi government got elected, no changes have been made to any laws related to social matters. Then why is the media 'manufacturing' these stories of so called intolerance? Why is the media laying the blame at Modi's doorsteps for crimes that are taking place in states ruled by 'secular' parties like Cong (Kar) and SP (UP) ? Why would channels and papers like NDTV, India Today , ToI, IE etc cause damage to the image of India just for benefitting anti-Modi parties like Cong,CPI(M) etc? Here's why :

Pronoy Roy (head of NDTV) is married to Radhika Roy. Radhika Roy is the sister of Brinda Karat of CPI(M). Brinda Karat is the wife of Prakash Karat , ex-head of CPI(M)

Barkha Dutt of NDTV is currently married to Haseeb Ahmed Drabu, who is a PDP politician from J&K

Nidhi Razdan of NDTV is live-in partner of Omar Abdullah, former CM of J&K

Sonia Singh of NDTV is married to RPN Singh of Cong and a former minister in UPA govt

Rajdeep Sardesai of India Today (formerly CNN-IBN and NDTV before that) is married to Sagarika Ghose who is currently with ToI and ET Now (formerly CNN-IBN). Sagarika Ghose is the daughter of Bhaskar Ghose, who was appointed as Director General of Doordarshan by Cong govt. Bhaskar Ghose has been accused of doing financial favours to NDTV, his son in law's employer.

Vishnu Som of NDTV is the son of Himachal Som. Himachal Som was then made Indian ambassador to 'Italy' by Cong govt. Reba Som is the mother of Vishnu Som. She is an 'eminent intellectual'. She has written books about Nehru and Congress.

Vikram Chandra is an anchor and the CEO of NDTV. He has been accused of money laundering to the tune of 5500 Cr for P Chidambaram from the 2G scam loot (link here : http://www.manushi.in/articles.php?articleId=1749#.VjHTuH4rLIU  )

Sitaram Yechuri is the current head of CPI(M). He is married to Seema Chishti. Seema Chishti is the resident editor of Indian Express , Delhi.

Sanjay Jha is the spokesperson of Cong and a frequent face on TV. Rajkamal Jha is his cousin. Rajkamal is the Managing Editor of Indian Express.

I hope now you realise why English language media paints Modi/BJP/RSS as a monster.  I would encourage you to google and verify the correctness of each of these facts. Forward this message to every Indian so that the real evil face of media is exposed. Our media is wolf in sheep's clothes.
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વિતેલા  દિવસો  પાછા  નહીં  આવે,  સમય  ની  કિંમત  સમજતાં  થઇએ..!

વાંક  મારો  હતો  કે  તારો,  એ  વાત  ને  હવે  ભુલતા  થઇએ...!

અરસ  પરસ  થોડુ  સહન  કરી  લઈ  ને,  ચાલો  સબંધો  સાચવતા  થઇએ...!

માત્ર  "આજ"  આપણને  મળી  છે,  કાલની  કોઈ  ને  ખબર  કયાં,  ચિંતાની  ગાંઠ  બાજુ  એ  મુકી,  ચાલ  હરપળ  માં  જીવતાં  થઇએ...!

ગણિત  પ્રભુ  નું  સમજાતું  નથી,  ને  આપણી  મરજીથી  કંઈ  થાતુ  નથી,  ભલે  એ  દેખાતો  નથી  પણ,  ચાલ  ઇશ્વરમાં  માનતાં  થઈએ...!!

ચાલો  થોડું  માણસ-માણસ  રમીએ,  નમીએ,  ખમીએ,  એક  બીજા  ને  ગમીએ,  અને  સુખ-દુઃખમાં
એક  બીજાને  કહીએ,  "તમે  ફિકર  ના  કરો  અમે  છીએ"

આજે  એક  નવો  જ  સંકલ્પ  લઈએ,  "એક બીજાની  અદેખાઈ,  સ્પર્ધા  તજીએ,  એક  બીજાના  પુરક  બનીએ,"

ચાલો  થોડું  માણસ-માણસ  રમીએ...!!!
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હોશીયાર માણસ થી ભુલો થાય,
          તેવુ કયારેક બને છે.
પણ ભુલો થી માણસ હોશયાર થાય
               તેવુ જરૂર બને છે.
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आओ मित्रो जरा साहित्य अकादमी पुरस्कार लौटाने के नाम पर हो रही राजनीती से अवगत हुआ जाए।

पहले कुछ तथ्य ।

1) आज तक 1004 लेखको को साहित्य अकादमी पुरस्कार मिला है ।

2) जिसमे से 25 लेखको ने ही प्रत्यक्ष अप्रत्यक्ष रूप से पुरस्कार लौटाने की बात की है ।जबकि कुछ न्यूज़ चैनल इसे दिखा ऐसे रहे है।जैसे कितनी बड़ी त्रासदी आ गयी हो ।

3) 25 लेखको में से भी केवल 8 ने ही पुरस्कार लौटाने के लिए अकादमी को चिठ्ठी लिखी है ।बाकि ने तो सिर्फ चैनलों के माध्यम से बात ही कही है लौटाने की ।जैसे धमका रहें हो।

4) 8 में से भी केवल 3 ने ही 1 लाख रुपये का चेक लौटाया है जो पुरस्कार के साथ मिलता है ।

अब जरा ये जानने का प्रयास किया जाये के इस पुरस्कार को लौटाने का कारण क्या है ।
लेखको के अनुसार जबसे केंद्र में ये सरकार बनी है ।तब से देश में सांप्रदायिक सौहार्द बिगड़ा है । क्या ये सच है । देखते हैं ।

साहित्य अकादमी पुरस्कार लौटाने वाले लेखक तथा उनका सत्य ।

1) नयनतारा सहगल

   जवाहर लाल नेहरू की भांजी
 पुरस्कार मिला 1986 में
सवाल - क्या पुरस्कार पाने के 29 वर्षों में भारत में राम राज्य था ।
1984 के दंगों में 2800 सिख मरे और केवल 2 साल बाद ही पुरस्कार मिला पर लौटाने के बजाय चुपचाप रख लिया ।

2) उदय प्रकाश
वर्ष 2010 में साहित्य पुरस्कार मिला

सवाल - वर्ष 2013 में डाभोलकर की हत्या के बाद पुरस्कार क्यों नहीं लौटाया ।

3) अशोक वाजपेयी
 वर्ष 1994 में पुरस्कार मिला ।

सवाल - क्या वर्ष 1994 से वर्ष 2015 तक देश में राम राज्य था ।

4) कृष्णा सोबती
 वर्ष 1980 में पुरस्कार मिला ।

सवाल - वर्ष 1984 के सिख दंगो के वक़्त भावनाएँ आहत क्यों नहीं हुईं ।

5) राजेश जोशी
 वर्ष 2002 में पुरस्कार मिला

सवाल - क्या इतने वर्षों में सांप्रदायिक हिंसा की घटनाये नहीं हुईं ।

 आइये अब कुछ और तथ्य जानें ।

 वर्ष 2009 से लेकर वर्ष 2015 तक सांप्रदायिक हिंसा की 4346 घटनायें हुईं।

 मतलब वर्ष 2009 से लेकर प्रति दिन औसतन सांप्रदायिक हिंसा की 2 घटनाये हुईं।

वर्ष 2013 के मुज्जफरनगर दंगो में 63 लोगो की जान गयी।

 वर्ष 2012 के असम दंगो में 77 लोग मारे गए ।

वर्ष 1984 के सिख दंगो में 2800 लोग मारे गए थे ।

वर्ष 1990 से कश्मीरी पंडितों की 95 प्रतिशत आबादी को कश्मीर छोड़ना पड़ा था ।करीब 4 लाख कश्मीरी पंडितों को उनके घरों से निकाल दिया गया और उन्हें देश के अन्य शहरो में रहने को मजबूर होना पड़ा ।

अगस्त 2007 हैदराबाद में लेखिका तस्लीमा नसरीन के साथ बदसलूकी की गयी । और उसके खिलाफ फतवा जारी किया गया । और कोलकाता आने से भी रोका गया ।

 वर्ष 2012 सलमान रुश्दी को जयपुर आने नहीं दिया गया ।रुश्दी को वीडियो लिंक के जरिये भी बोलने नहीं दिया गया ।

चलिये अब महत्वपूर्ण प्रश्न

क्या ये लेखक दंगो में अंतर करते हैं ।आखिर इन्हें अचानक दंगो से इतनी परेशानी कैसे हो गयी ।या इसकी वजह कुछ और है।

दाभोलकर की जब हत्या हुई तब केंद्र और राज्य दोनों में कांग्रेस की सरकार थी,
तब कोई साहित्यकार पुरस्कार लौटाने नही आया ।।
.
 कलबुर्गी की भी हत्या कांग्रेस शाषित राज्य में हुई है ।।

. नयनतारा को साहित्य का पुरस्कार 1986 में मिला,
उससे दो साल पहले सिख दंगा हुआ था पर उन्होंने पुरस्कार लिया ।।

.इसके बाद भागलपुर दंगे हुए ,

कश्मीर में पंडितो का कत्लेआम हुआ ,

93 दंगे और बम विस्फोट हुए ।।

2002 में साबरमती एक्सप्रेस में 65 आदमी औरते बच्चों को जिन्दा जला दिया गया ।।
........
उसके बाद से देश भर में कई कत्ले आम और आतंकी घटनाए जैसे...
मुम्बई लोकल में बम विस्फोट ,

संकट मोचन मन्दिर पर हमला ,

अक्षरधाम हमला ,

जम्मू के रघुनाथ मन्दिर पर हमला ,

अमरनाथ मे हमला

 मुम्बई में आतंकी हमला हो चूका है तब किसी ने पुरस्कार नही लौटाया...
क्या तब माहौल खराब नही हुआ था ?? असली बात ये है की ये सब साहित्यकार के भेष में छुपे कांग्रेस के चाटुकार है जिनको कांग्रेस सालो से इसीदिन के लिए पाल कर रखे हुए थे ।। आज ये लोग बस अपने नमक का फर्ज अदा कर रहे है ।।
एक बन्दर ने अपनी टोपी फेंक दी

फिर क्या था ? सब बन्दरों ने अपनी टोपी फेंक दी

भाई इसे पुरस्कार वापसी से न जोड़ें
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For all fathers.



પત્ની જયારે પોતાની માં બનવાની
ખુશ ખબર આપે, અને તે ખબર  સાંભળીને આંખમાંથી ખુશીના
આશુ ટપ- ટપ પડે ત્યારે....માણસ......,

" પુરુષ  માંથી  બાપ બને છે
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નર્સે જયારે વીટ ળાયેલું અમુક પાઉન્ડ નો જીવ જવાબદારીનું પ્રચંડ ભાર નું ભાન કરાવે ત્યારે.....,માણસ.....,

" પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                             🙏

રાત- અડધી રાતે પત્ની સાથે બાબુ  ના ડાયપર બદલવા જાગવું, અને  બચ્ચા ને કમરમાં તેડીને ફરાવતા  ચુપ કરે ત્યારે..........,માણસ......,

" પુરુષ  માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                               🙏

મિત્રો સાથે સાંજે નાકે મેળાઓ અને પાર્ટીઓ જયારે નીરસ લાગે,
એજ પગલાં  જ્યારે ઘર  તરફ દોટ મુકે ત્યારે........, માણસ......,

"પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                            🙏

" અરે લાઈન કોણ લગાડે " અને હંમેશ સિનેમાની ટીકીટ ચપટી વગાડીને બ્લેકમાં ખરેદી કરનાર,
એજ વ્યક્તી, બચ્ચાની શાળાના
ફોર્મ માટે વહેલી સવારથી કલાકો
ના કલાકો ઈમાનદારી થી ઉભો
રહેતો ત્યારે ......, માણસ....,

" પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                             🙏

જેને ઉંઘ માંથી સવારે ઉઠાડતા  ઘડિયાળ ના અલારામ કંટાળતા, એજ આજે નાજુક બબલુના હાથ
અથવા પગ ઉંઘ માં પોતાના શરીર
નીચે ના આવે માટે વારે ઘડીએ રાતે ઉઠીને જોઇને સાવધાની થી સુવે ત્યારે......,માણસ...,

" પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                              🙏

સાચા જીવનમાં એકજ ઝાપડ માં કોઈને ભી ભોય ભેગો આલોટ તો  કરનારો, 
જયારે બચ્ચા સાથે ખોટી ફાઈટીંગ માં બચ્ચાની નાજુક ચપાટ ખાઈને
ભોયમાં આળોટવા માંડે ત્યારે......
માણસ........,

" પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                              🙏

પોતે ભલે ઓછું-વધુ ભણ્યો હશે પણ, ઓફીસેથી આવીને છોકરા ને
" હોમ વર્ક બરાબર કરજે "
કડકાઈ થી કહે ત્યારે....માણસ......,

" પુરુષ  માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                               🙏

આપણીજ ગઈ કાલની મહેનતના જોર ઉપર આજ મોજ મજા કરનારો અચાનક છોકરાના આવતીકાલ માટે આજ કોમ્પ્રો કરવા લાગે ત્યારે......
માણસ......,

" પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                              🙏

ઓફિસમાં અનેકોના બોસ બનીને
હુકમ છોડવવા વાળો, શાળા ના
POS માં વર્ગ શિક્ષક સામે ગભરુ બનીને, કાનમાં તેલ નાખ્યું  હોય તેમ પુરેપુરી INSTRUCTION
સાંભળે ત્યારે.....માણસ......,

" પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                               🙏

પોતાના પ્રમોસન કરતા પણ તે  શાળાની સાદી યુનિટ ટેસ્ટના રીઝલ્ટની વધારે કાળજી કરવા
લાગે ત્યારે......માણસ.......,

" પુરુષ માંથી  બાપ બને છે "
🙏                                🙏

પોતાના જન્મદિવસ ના ઉત્સાહ  કરતા,  છોકરાના બર્થડે પાર્ટી ની  તૈયારીમાં મગ્ન થાય ત્યારે.....
માણસ.......,

" પુરુષ માંથી બાપ બને છે "
🙏                                 🙏

સતત ગાડી ઘોડા માં ફરનારો જયારે છોકરાના સાયકલની સીટ
પકડીને પાછળ ભાગે ત્યારે......
માણસ......,

" પુરુષ માંથી  બાપ બને છે "
🙏                                 🙏

પોતે જોયેલી દુનિયા, અને ઘણી
કરેલી  ભૂલો છોકરાઓ ના કરે માટે તેમને પ્રીચિંગ કરવાની શરૂઆત કરે ત્યારે......માણસ.......,

" પુરુષ  માંથી  બાપ બને છે
🙏                                  🙏

છોકરાના કોલેજ ના પ્રવેશ  માટે  ગમ્મે ત્યાંથી 💵રૂપિયા લાવી,
અથવા સારી ઓળખાણ કે સામે બે 🙏જોડે ત્યારે.......માણસ.......,

" પુરુષ  માંથી  બાપ બને છે
🙏                                   🙏

"તમારો સમય અલગ હતો,
હવે જમાનો બદલાય ગયો,
તમને કાઈ ખબર નહિ પડે, "
 " This is generation gap "
આવું વાક્ય આપણે જ ક્યારેક બોલેલા સંવાદ આપણને જ સાંભળવા મળે ત્યારે આપણા બાપુજી ને યાદ કરી, હળવા થઈને
મનમાં ને મનમાં માફી માંગીયે ત્યારે.....માણસ........,

" પુરુષ માંથી  બાપ બને છે "
🙏                                  🙏

છોકરો પરદેશ જાશે, છોકરી લગ્ન
કરીને પારકે ઘરે જશે, તેની ખબર
છે, તો પણ તેમની માટે પોતેજ સતત પ્રયત્ન કરે ત્યારે....માણસ......, 

" પુરુષ  માંથી બાપ બને છે "
                                
🙏                                  🙏
છોકરાવો ને મોટા કરતા- કરતા આપને ક્યારે વૃધ્ધ થઇ ગયા એ
પણ ધ્યાન માં નથી  આવતું,
અને જયારે ધ્યાન માં આવે ત્યારે તેનો કોઈ ઉપયોગ નથી હોતો ત્યારે......,માણસ.......,

" પુરુષ  માંથી  બાપ બને છે
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ક્યારેક છોકરા ના સંસારમાં કાટા બનીને,

ક્યારેક આપણી દોશી સાથે
વૃદ્ધા શ્રમની પાંગત બનીને,
ઘણા જ ભાગ્યશાળી હોશું તો

પૌત્ર- પૌત્રી સાથે ચાર દીવસ રમીને,

આપણા નશીબ માં કાઈ પણ હોય
તો પણ ભાવી પેઢીને અનહદ પ્રેમ
અને આશીર્વાદ દેતા,
ક્યારેક તો શરણે જાય ત્યારે...માણસ......,

" પુરુષ  માંથી  બાપ બને છે
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Sudha Murthy, chairperson, Infosys Foundation is known for her ability to glean interesting stories from the lives of ordinary people. The following is extracted from her latest collection, 'Bombay to Bangalore':

It was the beginning of summer. As I boarded the Udyan Express at Gulbarga, I saw that the 2nd class reserved compartment was jam-packed with people. I sat down and was pushed to the corner of the berth. The ticket collector came in and started checking people's tickets. Suddenly, he looked in my direction and asked, what about your ticket? 'I have already shown my ticket to you', I said.
'Not you madam; the girl hiding below your berth'. I realized that someone was sitting under my berth. When the TC yelled at her, the girl came out of hiding. She was thin, scared and looked like she had been crying profusely. She must have been about 13 or 14 yrs old. The TC started forcibly pulling her out from the compartment.  Suddenly, I had a strange feeling. 'Sir, I will pay for her ticket', I told the TC. He looked at me and said, 'Madam, if you give her 10 rupees, she will be much happier with that than with the ticket.' I didn't listen to him but bought her a ticket to the last destination, Bangalore, so that the girl could get down wherever she wanted. Slowly, she started talking. Her name was Chitra. She lived in a village near Bidar. Her father was a coolie and she had lost her mother at birth. Her father who had remarried, died a few months ago. Since her step mother started ill treating her, she left home in search of a better future. By this time the train had reached Bangalore. I got down from the train and then I saw Chitra watching me with sad eyes. I took compassion on her and took her to our friend Ram's place. Ram managed shelter homes for boys and girl which were supported by Infosys. Chitra had found a home and new direction in her life. I always enquired about her well-being over the phone. Her progress was good and I wanted to sponsor her college studies. But she said, ' No, Akka. I would like to do diploma in computer science so that I can immediately get a job.'  She came out with flying colours in her diploma and obtained a job in a software company.  With her first salary, she bought me a saree and a box of sweets. One day, when I was in Delhi, she called me up to say that her company is sending her to the USA. She wanted to take my blessings but I was here in Delhi. Years passed. Chitra was doing very well and was sending me e-mails regularly. Years later, I was in San Francisco attending the 'Kannada Koota', organized by the Kannada speaking families of California. I was staying in the same hotel where the Kannada meet was taking place. When I checked out of the hotel room and went to the reception to settle the bills, the receptionist said, 'Ma'am, you don't have to pay. The lady over there has already paid your bill.'  I turned around and found Chitra there, standing with a young man. She was looking very pretty in short hair. Her eyes were beaming with happiness. She hugged me and touched my feet. I was overwhelmed with joy. I was very happy to see the way things had turned out for Chitra. But I came back to my original question; 'Chitra, why did you pay my hotel bill?' Suddenly sobbing, she hugged me and said: 'Because you paid for my ticket from Bombay to Bangalore!

Worth sharing with others.

Sponcer a child to enable build a castle of his/her dream.
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अति महत्वपूर्ण सन्देश !पी.एम.ओ. की आपसे अपील -

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साहित्‍य अकादमी पुरस्‍कार लौटाने का यह जो खेल चल रहा है, आप लोग इसे हल्‍के मे न ले।

मोदी सरकार पर किए गए इस वार मे पर्दे के पीछे कांग्रेस पार्टी-अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय एनजीओ-मीडया का बडा नेक्‍सस काम कर रहा है।

जो जानकारी मिली है, उसके अनुसार- मोदी सरकार ने खुफिया विभाग से इसकी जांच कराई है और प्रारंभिक जांच मे यह पता चला है कि है, देश मे चल रहे इस कोलाहल मे अमेरिका- सउदीअरब- पाकिस्‍तान तक शामिल है।

 बकायदा इसके लिए एक अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय पीआर एजेंसी को हायर किया गया है।

पुरस्‍कार लौटाने का खेल तब शुरू हुआ जब कांग्रेस के कुछ बडे नेता, जेएनयू के कुछ प्रोफेसर और कुछ अंग्रेजी पत्रकार साहित्‍य अकादमी के पुरस्‍कार लौटाऊ साहित्‍यकारो से मिले और उन्‍हे इसके लिए राजी करने का प्रयास किया और अखलाक मामले को मुददा बनाकर पुरस्‍कार लौटाने को कहा।

पहले इसके विरोध मे होने वाली प्रतिक्रिया के भय से कई साहित्‍यकार तैयार नही थे, जिसके बाद नेहरू की भतीजी नयनतारा सहगल को आगे किया गया।

 इसके बाद वो साहित्‍यकार तैयार हुए, जिनके एनजीओ को विदेशी संस्‍थाओ से दान मिल रहा था, जो मोदी सरकार द्वारा जांच के दायरे मे है और जिनकी बाहर से होने वाली फंडिंग पूरी तरह से रोक दी गयी है।

अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय स्‍तर पर 150 से अधिक साहित्‍यकारो व पत्रकारो को इस पर लेख लिख कर, भारत को असहिष्‍णु देश साबित करने के लिए, अमेरिका- सउदी अरब- पाकिस्‍तान के पक्ष मे एक बडी अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय फंडिंग एजेंसी ने एक अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय पी आर एजेंसी को हायर किया है, जिस पर करोडो रुपए खर्च किए गए है।

संयुक्‍त राष्‍ट्र संघ मे भारत की दावेदारी को रोकने लिए अमेरिकी, सउदी अरब व पाकिस्‍तान मिलकर काम कर रहे है।

इसके लिए भारत को मानवाधिकार पर घेरने और उसे असहिष्‍णु देश साबित करने की रूपरेखा तैयार की गई है।

इसके लिए पहले अमेरिका ने अपनी धार्मिक रिपोर्ट जारी कर भारत को एक असहिष्‍णु देश के रूप में प्रोजेक्‍ट किया और उसमे गिन-गिन कर भाजपा के नेताओ व उनके वक्‍तव्‍यो को शामिल किया गया।

 इस समय सउदी अरब का राजपरिवार संयुक्‍त राष्‍ट्र संघ के मानवाधिकार आयोग का अध्‍यक्ष है और पाकिस्‍तान के हित मे वह शीघ्र ही भारत को मानवाधिकार उल्‍लंघन के कटघरे मे खडा करने वाला है।

 यह रिपोर्ट भी मोदी सरकार के पास है। जांच मे यह भी पता चला है कि, उस अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय पीआर एजेंसी ने बडे पैमाने पर भारत के पत्रकारो, मीडिया हाउसो व साहित्‍यकारो को फंडिंग की है और इस पूरे मामले को बिहार चुनाव के आखिर तक जिंदा रखने को कहा गया है।

गोटी यह है कि, यदि भाजपा बिहार मे हार गयी तो उसके बाद उसे बडे पैमाने पर अल्‍पसंख्‍यको के अधिकारो का उल्‍लंघन करने वाली सरकार के रूप मे अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय स्‍तर पर प्रोजेक्‍ट किया जाएगा।

संभवत: इससे मोदी सरकार हमेशा के लिए बैकफुट पर आ जाएगी, जिसके बाद गो-वध निषेध जैसे हिंदूत्‍व के सारे मुददो को ताक पर रख दिया जाएगा।

अमेरिका खुद डरा हुआ है कि वहां क्रिश्‍चनिटी खतरे मे है और बड़ी संख्‍या मे लोगो का रुझान हिन्दू धर्म की ओर बढ रहा है। 

यदि भाजपा बिहार में जीत गयी तो राष्‍ट्रीय- अंतरराष्‍ट्रीय साजिशकर्ता मिलकर देश मे बडे पैमाने पर सांप्रदायिक हिंसा को अंजाम दे सकते है, और मोदी सरकार को पांच साल तक सांप्रदायिकता मे ही उलझाए रख सकते है।

 मोदी सरकार पूरी तरह से चौकन्‍नी है और वह स्थिति का आकलन कर रही है।

संभवत: बिहार चुनाव के बाद बडे पैमाने पर जांच शुरू हो, जिसे रोकने के लिए भी देश मे कोहराम मचाए जाने की सूचना है।

इसलिए सभी भारतवासियों से हाथ जोड कर अपील है कि, विदेशी साजिश का हिस्‍सा न बने और सांप्रदायिक सौहार्द्र बनाए रखने में मद करे।

यह देश आपका है, प्‍लीज अमेरिका-सउदी अरब-पाकिस्‍तान के हित मे अपने देश को बदनाम न करें।

      धन्यवाद ! पी.एम.ओ. भारत सरकार
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Tuesday, November 3, 2015

02-11-2015

During a robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

 This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

 This is called "Being Professional” . Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."

 The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

 This is called "Swim with the tide”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." 

 This is called "Changing priority”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.

 The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

 This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
 must read ..superb one

The above indeed gives good management lessons
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ખૂબ સરસ છે એટલે તમને મોકલું છું.
ધર્મ અને વીજ્ઞાન

અંધશ્રદ્ધા છે આંધળી, વહેમને વંટોળે વહે;
અતીશ્રદ્ધા છે અવળચંડી, વેવલાપણાંનાં વાવેતર કરે.

યુરોપે અટપટાં યંત્રો શોધી ફીટ કર્યાં ફૅક્ટરીમાં;
આપણે સીદ્ધીયંત્રો બનાવી, ફીટ કર્યાં ફોટામાં.

પશ્ચીમે ઉપગ્રહ બનાવી, ગોઠવી દીધા અંતરીક્ષમાં;
આપણે ગ્રહોના નંગ બનાવી, મઢી દીધા અંગુઠીમાં.

જાપાન વીજાણુ યંત્રો થકી, સમૃદ્ધ બન્યું જગમાં;
આપણે વૈભવલક્ષ્મીનાં વ્રતો કરી, ગરીબી રાખી ઘરમાં.

અમેરીકા વૈજ્ઞાનીક અભીગમથી બળવાન બન્યો વીશ્વમાં;
આપણે ધાર્મીક કર્મકાંડો થકી, કંગાળ બન્યા દેશમાં.

પશ્ચીમે પરીશ્રમ થકી, સ્વર્ગ ઉતાર્યું આ લોકમાં;
આપણે પુજાપાઠ–ભક્તી કરી, સ્વર્ગ રાખ્યું પરલોકમાં.

ઍડવર્ડ જેનરે રસી શોધી, શીતળા નાબુદ કર્યા જગમાં;
આપણે શીતળાનાં મંદીર બાંધી, મુર્ખ ઠર્યા આખા જગમાં.

પર્યાવરણ–પ્રદુષણથી જયારે જગત આખું છે ચીંતામાં;
આપણે વૃક્ષો જંગલો કાપી, લાકડાં ખડક્યાં ચીતામાં..

વાસ્તુશાસ્ત્રનો દંભ ને વળગાડ, લોકોને પીડે આ દેશમાં;
ફાલતુશાસ્ત્ર છે એ, છેતરાશો નહીં, ઠગનારા ઘણા છે આ દેશમાં.

સાયંટીફીકલી બ્લડ ચૅક કરી, ઍંગેજમેન્ટ કરે પશ્ચીમમાં,
સંતાનોને ફસાવી જન્મકુંડળીમાં, લગ્નકુંડાળાં થાય આ દેશમાં.

લસણ–ડુંગળી–બટાકા ખાવાથી પાપ લાગે આ દેશમાં,
આખી ને આખી બેન્ક ખાવા છતાં પાપ ન લાગે આ દેશમાં.
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03-11-2015

सर एक कप दूध मिलेगा क्या ??
6 माह के बच्चे की माँ ने 3 स्टार
होटल मैनेजर से पूछा.....!!
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मैनेजर "हाँ, 100 रू.मेँ मिलेगा".......!!
"ठीक ...है दे दो" महिला ने कहा.....
जो पिकनिक के दौरान इस होटल मेँ
ठहरी, सुबह जब गाड़ी मे जा रहे थे
तो बच्चे को फिर भूख लगी,
गाडी को टूटी झोपड़ी वाली पुरानी सी चाय
की दुकान पर रोका…… बच्चे को दूध
पिला कर शांत किया.........!
दूध के पैसे पूछने पर बूढा दुकान मालिक
बोला - "बेटी हम बच्चे के दूध
के पैसे नहीं लेते, यदि रास्ते के लिए
चाहिए तो लेती जाओ!
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"बच्चे की माँ के दिमाग मे एक सवाल
बार बार घूम रहा था कि अमीर
कौन ??
3 स्टार होटल वाला,
या
टूटी झोपड़ी वाला ??
मिली थी जिन्दगी
  किसी के 'काम' आने के लिए..

           पर वक्त बित रहा है
     कागज के टुकड़े कमाने के लिए..
                              
   क्या करोगे इतना पैसा कमा कर..?
 ना कफन मे 'जेब' है ना कब्र मे 'अलमारी..'

       और ये मौत के फ़रिश्ते तो
           'रिश्वत' भी नही लेते..
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इन सभी की गुणवक्ता में
कोई कमी नहीं थी फिर भी
बाजार से बाहर हो गए
कारण समय के साथ
बदलाव नहीं किया

इसलिए व्यक्ति को समयानुसार अपने व्यापार एवं अपने स्वभाव में भी बदलाव करते रहना चाहिएँ

Update & Upgrade.
Time to Time.
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शोभा डे नाम की एक प्रख्यात लेखिका की टिप्पणी  - "मांस तो मांस ही होता है, चाहे गाय का हो, या बकरे का, या किसी अन्य जानवर का......।
फिर, हिन्दू लोग जानवरों के प्रति अलग-अलग व्यवहार कर के क्यों ढोंग करते है कि बकरा काटो, पर, गाय मत काटो ।
ये उनकी मूर्खता है कि नहीं......?"
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जवाब -1.
बिल्कुल ठीक कहा शोभा जी आप ने । मर्द तो मर्द ही  होता है, चाहे वो भाई हो, या पति, या बाप, या बेटा । फिर, तीनो के साथ आप अलग-अलग व्यवहार क्यों करती हैं ?
क्या सन्तान पैदा करने, या यौन-सुख पाने के लिए पति जरुरी है ? भाई, बेटा, या बाप के साथ भी वही व्यवहार किया जा सकता है, जो आप अपने पति के साथ करती हैं ।
ये आप की मूर्खता और आप का ढोंग है कि नहीं.....?

जवाब-2.
घर में आप अपने बच्चों और अपने पति को खाने-नाश्ते में दूध तो देती ही होंगी, या चाय-कॉफी तो बनाती ही होंगी...!
जाहिर है, वो दूध गाय, या भैंस का ही होगा ।
तो, क्या आप कुतिया का भी दूध उनको पिला सकती हैं, या कुतिया के दूध की भी चाय-कॉफी बना सकती हैं..?
तो, दूध तो दूध, चाहे वो किसी का भी हो....!!
ये आप की मूर्खता और आप का ढोंग है कि नहीं......?
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प्रश्न मांस का नहीं, आस्था और भावना का है । जिस तरह, भाई, पति, बेटा, बेटी, बहन, माँ, आदि रिश्तों के पुरुषों-महिलाओं से हमारे सम्बन्ध मात्र  एक पुरुष, या मात्र एक स्त्री होने के आधार पर न चल कर भावना और आस्था के आधार पर संचालित होते हैं, उसी प्रकार गाय, बकरे, या अन्य पशु भी हमारी भावना के आधार पर व्यवहृत होते हैं ।

जवाब - 3.
एक अंग्रेज ने स्वामी विवेकानन्द से पूछा - सब से अच्छा दूध किस जानवर का होता है ?

स्वामी विवेकानंद - भैँस का ।

अंग्रेज - परन्तु आप भारतीय तो गाय को ही सर्वश्रेष्ठ मानते हैं न.....?

स्वामी विवेकानन्द कहा - आप ने "दूध" के बारे मे पुछा है जनाब, "अमृत" के बारे में नहीं, और दूसरी बात, आप ने जानवर के बारे मेँ पूछा था ।
गाय तो हमारी माता है, कोई जानवर नहीं ।

 इसी विषय में एक सवाल :-

"Save tiger" कहने वाले समाज सेवी होते हैं और
"Save Dogs" कहने वाले पशु प्रेमी होते हैं ।

तब,
"Save Cow" कहने वाले कट्टरपन्थी कैसे हो गये.....?

इसका जवाब, अगर किसी के पास हो, तो बताने की ज़रूर कृपा करे ।
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Below are a series of tweets by Dr. Gaurav Pradhan that exposes the deep conspiracy behind the many happenings  in our country with the sole aim of destabilising India and bring the downfall of the Modi govt. Please do not forget to share this with as many groups and people because no media in India will share this. Andbyet, this is the kind of thing that every Indian should be aware of. Therefore, please spread the word!!!
For understanding the full magnitude of the conspiracy behind this Award Wapasi programme & the countries that are behind this, read these seried of tweets by Dr. Gaurav Pradhan exposing it. THIS IS MUST READ & PLEASE SHARE IT!!!

‪#‎GauravPradhan‬ @DrGPradhan 7h7 hours ago
1 Learnt that GOI intelli investigated ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ (Award Wapasi) & primary suggest that US-Saudi-pak were involved. A International PR firm was hired

2 it started when few Sr congi + JNU Prof + Sr Journo+Sahityakar met and these writers etc were convinced to use Dadri as fool proof issue

3 the 1st meeting held at JNU and later at India Internation Cen & habitat center. I did tweeted about RAMDAS at IIC coffee shop & I saw him

4 at first these Sahityakar were reluctant to fall in line due to fear of -ve reaction but then they were narrated about the favors from INC

5 they were shown how they got awards, favors, threat from Modi & fund shortage Later Nayantara was introduced. And was made to lead protest

6 NAYANTARA was the turning point due to NEHRU connection and all were promised full backing of Media, Congress & international opportunity

7 After Nayantara assurance all who were getting funds for their NGOs from overseas & r under GOI Investigation & drying up funds agreed

8 Globally 150 writers & journos were hired to write article on‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ & to build image of India as " INTOLERANT" nation under Modi

9 to promote & divert in benifit of Pak-US-Saudi, Ford & GreenP hired an international PR firm and millions are invested as fee & benefits

10 If U recall Writers, Poets, Murthy's, film-makers. They all used one word which is common in every statement " INTOLERANT".

11 " INTOLERANT" was the word which rang my alarm bells. bcoz how its possible ALL use same word even when caught off guard for comment?

12 Bihar election is just BONUS. start point, US-PAK-Saudi want to STOP India's efforts to secure UNSC Seat. Not surprising Congi is party

13 If you READ & follow my article on Modi foreign policy onnewsworldindia.in U will C my international understand & why congi unhappy

14. did US-Pak-SA came from somewhere without any Jaichand, NO. last year a meeting among NAC, PIMPs & KSA envoy took place in DEL Farmhouse

15 don't B surprised, Natwarlal was in meeting. To STOP UPS (US pak Saudi) working together. they want india 2B projected as INTOLERANT

16 UPS designed Chakraviyu of "Human Rights" 2 project INDIA as a country INTOLERANT to other religions, a Hindu terror promotor under MODI

17, PR firm, PIMPs are all to take it to world via International Press. I said in 1 of my tweet, BIHAR is just a bonus. Objective 2019 & UN

18 PROOF. before #AwardWapsi, US published a religious report projecting India as INTOLERANT. Obama statement? many BJP neta were quoted

19 SA is Chair of UNHR commission, a PAk friend & very soon with PAK going to question India's human Right violations. WATCH it, its coming

20 If my Info is correct, this report is with MODI govt & as I said in my previous tweets, Modi UAE visit was 1 trump chal 2 counter it

21 Remember my tweet before MODi visit 2 UAE, i said temple land for Hindus will happen? Y, Unsung hero is Mr Doval. How that's confidential

22 In GOI investigation, it has come up that the PR co has funded many PIMPS, print, TV, writers, film associations & makers in $$s

23 condition of funding was "Keep Dadri #AwardWapsi etc alive at all cost till Nov 5 & dig incidents which can B linked even for short term"

24 Remember I said from day 1 Faridabad incident is "Love Triangle" this was SHORT TERM, TRP generator as per this PR company. now exposed

25 Now the OBJECTIVE

1 if BJP lose Bihar, it will be projected as Govt which is crushing Human Right on International platform including UN

26.. This will STOP make in India & FDI inflow derailing MODI Dev for rest of term.

27 after I exposed him, he deleted his twitter handle. People who doubting my credibility R the one who r either DUMB or trust Bazaru Media

28 so if Modi lose Bihar, Govt would b seen as crushing HumanRights. will put GOI on back foot & cow , 370, UCC etc will B in frozen bag

29 remember as per latest reports in west, US is worried about its people driving toward Hinduism & Vatican is worried on Xtian future

30 Why Pope was in US? Did he came 2 hear India & Pak dev plan at UN?

Remember this? my JOKES have message.. Always

31 If MODI wins then what? A dangerous game & I tweeted about it before. Major country wide RIOTS so that GOI is busy in it till 2019

32 and to project MODI as an incompetent prime minister who pushed nation into riots and unrest. Hardik was good try but SM & GOI bust it

33.Hope U all remember Doval comment on "Internal Security" in last 2 day. Why? This is why I say all Hindu shouters, trust MODI & have calm

34 people who r shouting about Ramtemple, cow, etc etc should know, Anti-Nationals are waiting for a spark from U. PLEASE Stop & trust MODI

35, people who follow me know that I always said RT, 370, UCC will happen BUT in post 2019. GOOD news, MODI Govt is aware & vigil silently

36. My Conclusion, after Bihar election GOI will go in full throttle 2 counter the notorious design & full investigation of #AwardWapsi gang

37 My humble request 2 all fellow PT. PLS don't fall in TRAP. Exp[ose media, neta, seculars but with FACTS. Check images if they r photoshop

38 U all are FIRST line of defence to MODI Govt. U voted him for 5 years. TRUST him. He is in surrounded with first & toughest JOB on earth

39 I am not a FAN or Heater of any Neta, I am embedded to my Nation. Spread the expose via screen shots as i am blocked by ‪#‎presstitutes‬

40 JAI Bharat, Long live BHARAT. Its our time to protect Nation @adgpi , Police & @narendramodi & Doval can't succeed without our help

END

41...... If u get time read this http://newsworldindia.in/…/prime-minister-narendra-…/143743/ … and every sunday new post on @narendramodi Videsh Niti in simple terms

Stay United


For more details and links to related news and artcles please read it in his twitter account - @DrGPradhan. Once again, request you to forward this in thw interests of our nation. Jai Hind!
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Sunday, November 1, 2015

01-11-2015

फोरा इ मीडिया द्वारा WhatsApp सत्कार  योजना --

व्हाट्स एप इस्तेमाल करने वाले

इस group के सभी सदस्यों का सम्मान करना है। कृपया नाम बतायें ।

स्वयं का या किसी अन्य के नाम का सुझाव दे सकते हैं...


1  गुप के बनने के बाद से ही सदस्य है, किन्तु एक भी कमेंट न हो .....

गलत मेसेज जान कर भी चुप रहे हो


मनमोहन सिंह पुरस्कार


2  केवल दुसरों के मेसेज को पुचकारते हैं और जोर-जोर से हँसते हैं...


नवज्योत सिद्धू पुरस्कार


3  बिना पढ़े मेसेज फारवर्ड करते है...

मेसेज में कांटेक्ट सोर्स होते हुए भी खुद का खर्च कर जाँच नहीं करते फोकट सिर्फ फॉरवर्ड कर के ज्ञानी और समाज सेवी बन्ने की चेस्टा करते हो


दिग्विजय सिंह पुरस्कार


4  सिर्फ मीन-मेख निकलते हैं भले कुछ नहीं आता हो... या पोस्ट पर ध्यान नही देते और पोस्ट करने वाले को निजी टारगेट कर ही खुद को हीरो बताते हो


केजरीवाल पुरस्कार


5  कैसे भी मेसेज फारवर्ड करते हैं....दुसरो के मेसेज पढ़ते नहीं


राखी सावंत पुरस्कार


6  कभी-कभी भूले भटके मेसेज डालते है...


आमीर खान पुरस्कार


7 बगैर सोचे समझे बेमतलब मेसेज डालते हैं....

.(पप्पू) राहुल गाँधी पुरस्कार.....


8 आगे फॉरवर्ड करो और इंस्टेंट लाभ पाओ  आगे फॉरवर्ड करो और चमत्कार देखो वाले मेसेज करने वाले डरपोक और लालचियों को ........


निर्मल बाबा पुरुस्कार


9 बेबाक निस्वार्थ पोस्ट करके आपको सही जानकारियां उपलब्ध करवाते हो और जिनकी पोस्ट कड़वी भले हो पर फायदे की हो


चन्द्रवदन शेठ पुरुस्कार

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तुझे याद कर लूँ तो मिल जाती है हर दर्द से राहत ...

लोग यूँ ही हल्ला मचाते है कि दवाइयाँ महँगी हैं ....

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 हर धड़कन में एक राज़ होता है;

बात को बताने का भी एक अंदाज़ होता है;

जब तक ना लगे ठोकर बेवाफ़ाई की;

हर किसी को अपने प्यार पर नाज़ होता है।

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जाने क्या मुझसे ज़माना चाहता है!

मेरा दिल तोड़कर मुझे ही हसाना चाहता है!

जाने क्या बात झलकती है मेरे इस चेहरे से!

हर शख्स मुझे आज़माना चाहता है!

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